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Issue: 212 | 14th day of Collecting, Y7

Comics

	Nerkmid Mania Did it ... work? Art by cami_v27 by jazz_invincible
	Teed Off It was horrible! by plaquenil
	Sand Hassle Castle What kind of Neopet are you? by goldchocobo21
	A Spooky Halloween, Part 2 Keep trying... by ghostkomorichu
	Randomness No. 1 To the Petpet Puddle! by acdc83
	As Much as a Bori Can Take Do you think anyone'll notice? Naaaah..... by kudou
	Nonsensanity Pfft! No wonder they hardly ever restock those petpets... by verallien
	OH NOES!! Refresh! Refresh! by nelldoggie
	Cross Word Puzzles 13 got me Down, and 27 got me VERY uh, Cross... Art by x_b0b0_x by patjade
	Earn Your Stripes It's definitely the bait. by bacon_hawk
	Pie = Bad??!! This was random... by wild_iced
	Tomb Trouble When the going gets tough... Also by jelly_bean_qween by sweetie_me274
	CANNONBALL! Hmm... I wonder if it works. by hairspray_holds
	Of Slorgs and Sludge Hold still now... by youlootamax
	Neopian Neophyte Who wouldn't? o_O by leedom111
	Play with Troggops & Relamus squeak by gelertloverrrr
	Autumn Fun! Neopets everywhere are celebrating Autumn! by cutiekitty234
	A Hardly Educational Mess So how do I look? by intwae
	Neo Mania! ZOOOOOOOOOOM! by unis_lover200
	My Life as a Strawberry Funny shaped cakes. by ninavogel
	Darkest Place Little help? by dark_elfa
	R.A.G. Oh wow! by stormeyeddreamer
	Lost and Found? "Have you seen my brother?" Also by effinluna by mao_mau
	Bit Out When Battledome items go bad... by meowr
	Fiesty Freaks Oh my gosh! by eevilbirdiezuh
	The Lab Ray Blues CAUTION: The Labray won't always make you happy. by spongebobfan484
	NeoComp Stuff 'em all in... by chibikatza
	Lupe Crackers Sometimes you just need to think outside the square... by jbear113
	Welcome to Kreludor! Gravity is currently 12% that of Neopia. Boing! by ickessler
	Wockys Don't Wear Overalls In which James finds it difficult to get some privacy. by great_kougyoku
	Peck: Caught up in the Lost Desert Plot Bozo_bee finds himself a little too involved with the Lost Desert Plot... by highgeenie
	Bzap! Whrrrrr... by ywerze
	"Eeries" How do you like my new Halloween costume? by kikiscamps_mom
	Prince Jazan's Effect on Tourism Stop Prince Jazan now for the sake of Neopia's economy!!! by k_aren_z
	Temple of 1000 Pets New confusion... by icefoxer
	The Adventures of Karia & Roo creeps along passageway Also by watershipknl by boogleloo

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"Always at Home" by genius5000x
He spent six hours each day serving up food to the tourists and Space Station techies in Grundo's cafe as a measly way to pay for food and rent. He hadn't smiled for ages. What was really cruel was the sight of Neopia in front of him now. It reminded him that he could never go back there...

Other Stories

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The Tournament
"Ready? For what?" Suddenly Taiheeky remembered. "Oh no, that can't be today!"

by piggy_pen

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Mira's Big Day
"Today's the day!" Mira whispered to herself as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "Today is the day I finally get my chance to make King Skarl laugh!"

by rainpaint

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111 Symptoms From the Lost Desert
I have put together a list of 111 of the most common symptoms of OLDPD, Obsessive Lost Desert Plot Disorder.

by kristine2467

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The Tax Beast - Evil or Lost Soul?
Although not as well known as other monsters, he still has a reputation that not even Adam would want; he's listed in the Gallery of Evil (Not Adam, the Tax Beast!).

by podgeb

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: Rivalry - Part One
The normally pirate colored Lupess stretched her arms over her head to warm up stiff muscles. It's three weeks until the Day of Giving, she thought. Jeran and Khalyen have better get me something nice to make up for this...

by nimras23

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Traded Turdle - Part Three
"That's a pretty interesting theory, Your Highness," I replied, shifting on the velvet sofa. "But what makes you so sure that someone would be able to accomplish this?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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