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Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9 |
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Headlines "The Un-Surprise Party" by qazx301 She had to be planning a surprise party! "I don't know. What kind of surprise?" I tried to play the fool, but I was an expert on surprise parties. I knew that with most of them, your owner spends a lot of neopoints, hoping to make up for not consulting you. All I had to do was hint her in the right direction, and it would be really, really huge. "I'm not a fan of scary surprises, but I like fun ones, like Puppyblews, or parties..."
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Never Ever Forget Me Kentari was whistling as he finished polishing the blade of a lightweight katana. Satisfied, the Shoyru grinned and held it up at arm's length, admiring the silver blade as it reflected the early-morning light...
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Advert Attack Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"
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The Twenty Most Delicious Desserts What desserts are so mind-numbingly sugary-sweet and powerful and delicious and cute and smooth and chocolatey and creamy and soft and mouth-watering, that they are put into the top-twenty best desserts in all of our Neopia?
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Secrets and Shadows: Part One Commander Bhrack, commanding officer of the Darigan Citadel Guard and trusted military advisor to Lord Darigan, paused in weariness outside of the wooden door leading to his quarters. It had been an especially trying day...
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Further Tales of Woe: Part Two The curse had not affected his mind whatsoever. He was still the same shy, sweet, gentle fellow he had always been - but now he had more reason to be shy and insecure. His appearance...
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