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Issue: 290 | 4th day of Hunting, Y9 |
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Headlines "Rupert's First Mission" by puffpastry654 "Who do you think you are, soldier, coming in here with the slightest bit of heed for presentation? Your helmet is lopsided, your boots are caked with mud, and part of your harness is not properly secured. You’re not working on the farm anymore, sonny; this is war! War, I tell you!" His fellow Mootix all gave him sympathetic glances, but, truthfully, they were just glad it was him and not them being humiliated...
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Advert Attack Dr. Sloth continued as if everyone was still listening to him, "If everyone starts feeding petpets to the Snowbeast, then fewer people will be feeding petpets to Florg. We need more people to feed Florg!"
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Secrets and Shadows: Part One Commander Bhrack, commanding officer of the Darigan Citadel Guard and trusted military advisor to Lord Darigan, paused in weariness outside of the wooden door leading to his quarters. It had been an especially trying day...
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Perfect: Part One We weren't spoiled rotten like some Neopets out there, but we had a roof over our heads and somewhat regular meals and each other, and we adored our owner for it. We didn't know anything else, and so we thought she was perfect...
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