Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 326 | 18th day of Sleeping, Y10

Comics

	Just Tasty Awww... Also by kevinlin1216 by katopia12
	Two and a Half Gelerts Jelly Gelerts do not exist! by silverqueengalaxia
	The Blechy Hat Too bad. by madeleinebaldwin
	Tiny But Tough - Old Baby I'M the baby...? Also by patted by crazy_kathy
	Thrift Shoppe Woes That welcome message should really be changed. o_O by deepsarcasm
	Puppets and Mood Rings... Pattertwig? by pretty_kitty_119
	Gormless Wonder Splat! Written by geneames1 by summerschilde
	Kor-Brat Not ALL Korbats are vampires. by axelthedude
	A Perfect Mismatch A Maraquan Pet and a Fire petpet. What a perfect match. Idea by dark_slammer by flame_shadow_
	4-Round Pack Look before you sleep! by liatheninth
	Kacheek Tails Not talking about a problem doesn't make it go away, you know! Or does it? by kittyshootingstar
	The Meepit Diaries - Do not encourage the enemy Meepit vs. Feepit... Who will win? by neofeather
	The Book of Random Events The Ghost Lupe strikes again! by ahqua
	Do Not Disturb the Baby zzZ... by maipom
	What The Heck? Then he felt faster... by extorpid
	Click Here Paid for by Handheld Equality for All by me_like_juice
	Randomtastic #2 Battledome Puns! by 37hedwig
	Say What?: Haldyn Goes Berry-Picking "The Loveberry" by madrigallia
	Unhinged Did you find anything? by sharkies
	Wearables?! Too bad unconverted pets can't wear warm, cozy clothes... by xso_ecstatic
	The Peace Fighter Sometimes hippies have to fight too... by maryboszy
	Omg!! Shiny Object! #3 Extreme? by eatmoresushi
	One Fish, Two Fish It rained yesterday. by fish_puddle
	SWEETOKS 3 Toothpaste makes a great hair product! by hallowheart
	Weewoo Madness The Irony of Invisibility Concept by animetriplicate by neokid11115
	Colour-Blind #4 CD returns with a ~spooooky~ flashback! by subzeroace
	Faerie Sword: # 3 That's a Faerie Sword!... These things are only found in legends! by morgie04086
	Proles It's just a myth... right? by cables
	Unknown Title: The Picture Don't EVER insult the Battledomer of the family. by pikemaster1
	Fishing Problem Oops. by optimystique
	Serious Business A comic writer's initiation... by barbie_doll123
	Chronicles: 2007 Resolutions & Neopia As Neopia steps into 2008... by elisenhower
	That's Random - After Christmas Christmas is OVER! GULP by girls232323
	New Year Resolutions With a New Neopet Year, new plans are being made. But not everyone is happy about it. by lasdarkfirewolf
	After The Advent Calendar The Advent Calendar - joy or horror? by zaniic

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"Lowered Expectations" by maltese51191
Sendrii brought her bags to the concierge, who snapped her fingers at someone to bring them up to the room. Ariel flew up in a huff when the Lenny tried to take her as well. "Do you remember what room you're in?" the Uni asked. Sendrii suddenly wished she hadn't cut off her owner before when she told her what room...

Other Stories

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The Bilge
One of those jobs was working of a fishing trawler as a deckhand, along with a rugged Lenny who called himself Tarfeather. He had clearly seen his share of battles, with abrasive features and a personality to match...

by samurai_lincoln

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This Is Not Where I Belong! (Or Is It?)
"Oh, but you'll definitely get the lead, Mae Lee! You always do!" Well, that WAS the truth...

by actressgirl_100

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Talking with Mr. Ticket
Who exactly does this blue paw belong to? Why does he have a hidden stash of Lottery Tickets? Why share? These questions, and many more, will be answered for you today.

by lemonlovingcutie

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Gourmet Restaurants - Top Three
Here are rated three of the best well-known restaurants in every aspect.

by ridiculer

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Table for Three: Part Four
"You're wrong. You're both wrong." Her voice was shaky, and it was the first time I had heard her speak in a while. "You can still be friends..."

by psychopsam

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Pirate Curse: Part Three
What drew Tamzin's attention was the large black cauldron in the very center of the room. "It won't hurt you, girl," Sophie said...

by concertogreat_8

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