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Issue: 344 | 23rd day of Hunting, Y10

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	Talkative Neopets Seen any good concerts lately!!? by konayukii
	The Class of '08 Part Nine This challenge will be... by _dead_meat_x_
	Just Click to Read The Pound is Open! by buzzbuzz_g27
	Side Woes That might not be the best idea... by kitsune_wolf_youkai
	Pastry Diet Why Skeiths make bad bakers... Also by noob by scarletspindle
	Perfect Pea Petpet Hmmm. by sarika_ambrielle
	Neopian Nonsense - Pound Aftermath So... by ilovehyrule
	That Krazy Koi wow. by siver_wind
	The Bunker A lot of people ask me where Phil goes whenever he's not in an episode. Well, the truth is... he goes to work. by hubadawaha
	Amikarashui #11 Meerca Chase Madness Part 2 by bluecloud300
	Island WG: All About Babies Where do they come from? by siri_magatsu
	The Valley of Spam ...What? by chichikokoyamma
	I Love Chocolate Sometimes you just can't help yourself. Concept by pinkandprecious by taz_241590
	Picnic and... Trophy?? o.O My little pets decided to go on a picnic and... brought me a Trophy on their way. o.O by morieae
	An Honest Mistake. Really. I'm new. :) by rakcoon
	One Fish, Two Fish Whoa! by fish_puddle
	Battledome Trouble Before we start... Idea by dra_jl by cevierakasky
	Things Not to Say to Your Owner ...when she is having a bad day. by kalvaja
	Off the Ship It's what happens when you don't dust the closet... by coconutladie
	Life According To... They always pop up at the last second! by mandellababe
	Fashion Tip And you thought wearables were safe! No Tonus were harmed in the making of this comic. by iornvixen
	Green Spikes: Revenge! The Grundo Leader won't know what hit 'im. by okami_ginhane
	200,000M Peanut Dash What to do if you are an Elephante without a Puppyblew? by souliam
	Fishing Frenzy Something's fishy... by hikabunni
	The Pound: another reason for Safe Transfer Now no-one can interrupt transfers, not even hungry Poogles. Concept by mspooh68 by mellen48
	Hey, Look! It's Alien Aisha Alien Aisha does his "good" deed for the day. by c0nfusedbrian
	Mr Secret Agent He's so cool. by emulizga
	Every Day Life The Tin Hat And A Bori by o_cake_o
	Happy As A Clam :D by b4nd3r5n47ch
	Meat's Vision Starring Aqua the Kacheek and Meat the Poogle... by sandythejinglebell
	Slorg's adventures (part 2) Petpets customised? by _kiplala_

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Vegetarian Zombies

After the release of the Zombie Paint Brush, many owners found their beloved pets were staggering around moaning, "Braaaaains." But what about the poor zombies who are vegetarians? This article was written for those owners who want to keep their pets away from the Brain Tree, Mutant Kacheeks, and very intelligent Neopets players. *cough* So read this, and please hurry; I just saw a group of zombies planning a field trip to see the Brain Tree (no need to pack a lunch...)

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Questiquette
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Becoming King Skarl: Part Three
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The Frozen Skeith - A Princess Airy Tale: Part One
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