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Hero For a Day 2/6

Goggle attack!

by djudju22_8
Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 11)

You're never safe.

by prismfire
Avatar Adventures 2!

Part two!

Also by rodel_27phoenix

by invalid_character

Cakes for Weewoos

Weewoos looks cute, but they do everything for one cake.

Also by millyhz

by joao30

Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 5)

*tugs* Why is the mask stuck?

by blackaavar
Neolodge Mishaps

A note to all owners leaving pets in the Neolodge.

Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail

by stillhensoy

Shades and Hues 37

No matter their size, robot pets can be just a LITTLE bit scary...

by mstr_dark
Neighbors: Error

Customization has some unexpected problems...

Also by paws265

by keartato

Key Quest Commotion

This seems to happen a lot: I get a Boots of Flight power-up 3 spaces away from the quest door, and end up rolling a 2.

by _rauxlen_
Treasure Keeper Adventures

I'd like to buy this.

by virusus
The Cybunny Intelligence

Where did that come from?

by soderham
Dandilion Tails in 'Meet your replacements'

I mean, new brothers!

by dandilion_crucifix
Impatience Leads to Lairs

Hey, hey, is it going to stop yet?...

by elehcin
The Life of a Krawken

Now with 20% more cannonballs.

by lucas4429
Ebbji's Adventures!

Ebbji isn't the smartest Gnorbu...

by leitra
How Nifty~

He did once, you know.

by kirimiso
Kougra Story

Broom for bratty Usuls

by disney_giselle
Shenanigans - 1337

WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC.

by lolrockstars
Milton

Doctor Milton Lupe, master adventurer...

by elyse20
Status: Vacant

Just because it looks dangerous, doesn't mean it--what?

by masennus
Meanwhile, at Kiss The Mortog...

Kissy Kissy Kissy!

by qelato
Ventures #7

Operation T.R.E.K. Part 1. Featuring that snazzy hat he's been missing out on.

by neo_coaster363
Tried Saskia's Masks of Dread Yet?

A wise decision.

by airlineer
PrePAWSterous!

You should've just gone outside trick-or-treating.

by pau_meow
Masking Your Wig

I've always been curious why wearable masks on Neopets tend to make a pet's wig disappear! Cheers.

by odalisq
 
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"Late Again, Rachael?" by peace_love1212
After what seemed like an eternity, the final bell rang. I grabbed my books and went home. The walk seemed a lot longer than usual, maybe because of the rain, the perfect salt and vinegar topping on the mud pie that was today. When I got home, I slumped into the couch with a cold cola in paw. I unzipped my backpack and dumped out the contents. I sorted through an assortment of writing instruments, some...




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A Walk in Sakhmet
Sakhmet was already a thriving market town, but Nabile still liked to know how it was doing since she had left it. She particularly liked to know if Amira had heard anything about the Desert Scarabs...

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Anna's Home
"I can't see you," I muttered coolly. "I'm blind."

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Six Dangerous Neopians (Who Are On The Loose)
An article warning Neopians about the dangers right around the corner...

by sick_swimmer

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Word Poker Trophy Tips
So, you're pretty snazzy at Word Poker at this point. You've read all the guides and tips out there and you get 1,000 NP every time. Something eludes you, though...

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Big Big and Little Big: Part One
Ms. Lumberdut swept into Neovia on a chill Sunday evening. She was an austere, frightening Skeith who had worked herself down to a most impressively slim figure. She had her hair wrestled back into a severe schoolmarm's bun, for that's what she was...

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Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part Four
Quai permitted himself a cold laugh at the thought. Still Skarl denied any involvement in that theft, claiming he recovered the orb from smugglers on his shores.

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