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Issue: 525 | 16th day of Celebrating, Y13

Comics

	Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 10) Sloth Was Here, Meepits Rule All, Jelly World is Rea- by blackaavar
	Saly's Club: The Tree 1/2 Hey Mr. Spooked, don't be so "sharp"! Haha, get it? Sharp? Ok, nevermind. by djudju22_8
	Muckla and the Snowy Case - part 5 Neosay is a thorough questioner. by lovisa966
	Blechy - a Winter's Tale (part 2) ...may your days be merry and bright... by sheik_93
	Neopian Neophyte - Xtreme Yoga Is this what they teach in Nimmo: Now and Zen? by leedom111
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 9/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job; will they get one? by tachiki
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s 18 Pick a location already! by alagfalaswen
	The Wishing Well Pay attention to what you're wishing for! by amarillida
	So Says the Slorg! I'm sure that all of that money was gained through wholly legal means. by supercheezee
	The Adventures of Me Quite the pile of rubbish... :P by alex4425
	Welcoming a New Family Member Sometimes things don't go the way you want. by roxanna203
	Just Cake #10 Just Boxes by flameshard
	Splif - Ninja Books I wonder where they go...? by 1_doglefox
	Wonders of the Universe Look, 'Ma! No thumbs! by knimble
	Lilo Blumario When they ask me... "Lilo, are you sure?" by pump
	There's Dung In My Soup! Ew... by stella_123_5
	Meridellian Life Bogshot never did get the help they needed. by golf232
	The Sandbox Congratulations! You have won a Water (Vapor) Muffin! by deserted_shadow
	The Consequences of a being a Ghost Ooops. by honeybee_462
	Spyders & Such No, I promise... it was the size of a Skeith. by thebusterbell
	JubJub Fun! JubJubs getting back at the Shoyru! by sportlovergrl25
	That Awkward Moment No pets were harmed in the making of this comic. by lucas4429
	Unlikeable Sort Tough questions. by keese_bat
	Sketch Borovan Holiday Special 2 of 3 Deck the halls? by izzywizard
	Watch For Residents Them snow pets just tend to get in the way. by strawberry_honey
	Cappuccino Hearts The plushie remains ever silent, but... by mikomon
	The Reality of the Wishing Well Avatar The best way to receive an avatar. by legogirl3531
	Snowager's Idea Part 1 The Snowager needs a plan to keep all its loot. by 5966001
	On a Thin Line It happens every year... by silvergullmon77
	Random Oddness We did a great job decorating! by mistyqee
	Chiavore How many Chias could a Chiavore eat? Part 1 by frozenicicles
	Not This Time! Every single year... Idea by rockjordan_guild by jellybeanott
	Neo Events - Happy Borovan Day! How do we play? by ilovepuppies31

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