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Tyrannia versus the World

Message sponsored by the Tyrannian Tourism Board.

by fressed
Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Lupe Snack Pack

& King Altador never gave me one again :c

by shamaela
Tooth Faerie Tales

Why the Tooth Faerie loves Tyrannia.

by arcipello
Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Squid Makes Me Happy

Like my new outfit?

Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__

The Adventures of Mint!

Crosswords are harder than they look...

by flynnscifo
We Can't All Be Good Listeners... (Part 2)

Ouch! Where did that come from...?

by anneburns
Chill Pills

When you thought it was safe to go back to the (apple bobbing) water...

by cremelda
Irony

I don't think that is meant for you.

by elassar
Edible Nonsense ~ Picking on the Weak

All that training effort....

by tic2tac
Psychotic!

Having some lab ray troubles?

by bellepsyche
The Goofers

We are all forced to bow to the horrifying power of cuteness...

by lintsuf
Vexation

A pirate Lutari is a little bit disappointed because few people find the cool skull on his tail.

by phyllismi
LOOK! I FOUND A CODESTONE

Something has happened.

by bleeding_marker
Grey Pets Have a Sense of Humour Too

What's wrong?

Also by deiimos

by ruben160

Humourless

I guess we missed him...

by testrachelamy
The Roleplay Cafe

With thanks to singing_meadows, elegysanft and mike11695. c:

by purrfect_cookie
Royal Flush: Reflection

A nice walk at the beach turns into a horrifying experience for this little Usul.

by tr_avenger
Random Oddness

Apparently, I've been keeping Meuka at bay for years.

by mistyqee
The Nut Farm

It's not wise to brag out loud...

by ramheart
Scary Soup: Carrot Quest

Did you get any gold keys?

by raykitty
 
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Tyrannian Veterinarian



My name is Pacha, and I am a veterinarian. You know, I started taking care of petpets following my sickness. I was stricken by Tyrannian Neopox, a formidable strain that was dealt with by Dr. Chombasha, my mentor. His work inspired me to help others like he helped me. I love petpets, so I became the first veterinarian of Tyrannia. But I don't just nurse petpets back to health, I also...



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An Unusual Story from a Kougra's Diary
You know I can't help but feel sorry for Shoyrus. I mean every year, their day is immensely overshadowed by whatever is dished out by the Neopian Staff on April Fool's Day the day before.

by mr_holithon

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Memories in a Bottle
His very first memory is of the snow and the numbing cold...

by clovermint209

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Want a Magma Blaster trophy? Jump in!
There are rocks falling from the sky! Quick! Run!

by terravermelha

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Conspiracy Theorist: Does Technology Exist?
Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works?

by xx_purple_cybunny_xx

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A Second Chance: Part Nine
Malcolm appeared climbing atop the Black Pawkeet's railing, his black cloak soaking wet and clinging to his fur as he hoisted Abigail, who climbed up behind him, to the deck.

by rachelray179

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Hiding the Clockwork Negg: Part Two
"I pride myself on keeping my word," Rutu replied stiffly. "I'm just surprised you seem to think you know us so well."

by seiya_from_ashes



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