Comics

	Tyrannia versus the World Message sponsored by the Tyrannian Tourism Board. by fressed
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Lupe Snack Pack & King Altador never gave me one again :c by shamaela
	Tooth Faerie Tales Why the Tooth Faerie loves Tyrannia. by arcipello
	Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Squid Makes Me Happy Like my new outfit? Also by 0llyness by __ninth_gate__
	The Adventures of Mint! Crosswords are harder than they look... by flynnscifo
	We Can't All Be Good Listeners... (Part 2) Ouch! Where did that come from...? by anneburns
	Chill Pills When you thought it was safe to go back to the (apple bobbing) water... by cremelda
	Irony I don't think that is meant for you. by elassar
	Edible Nonsense ~ Picking on the Weak All that training effort.... by tic2tac
	Psychotic! Having some lab ray troubles? by bellepsyche
	The Goofers We are all forced to bow to the horrifying power of cuteness... by lintsuf
	Vexation A pirate Lutari is a little bit disappointed because few people find the cool skull on his tail. by phyllismi
	LOOK! I FOUND A CODESTONE Something has happened. by bleeding_marker
	Grey Pets Have a Sense of Humour Too What's wrong? Also by deiimos by ruben160
	Humourless I guess we missed him... by testrachelamy
	The Roleplay Cafe With thanks to singing_meadows, elegysanft and mike11695. c: by purrfect_cookie
	Royal Flush: Reflection A nice walk at the beach turns into a horrifying experience for this little Usul. by tr_avenger
	Random Oddness Apparently, I've been keeping Meuka at bay for years. by mistyqee
	The Nut Farm It's not wise to brag out loud... by ramheart
	Scary Soup: Carrot Quest Did you get any gold keys? by raykitty

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Does Technology Exist?

I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...

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An Unusual Story from a Kougra's Diary
You know I can't help but feel sorry for Shoyrus. I mean every year, their day is immensely overshadowed by whatever is dished out by the Neopian Staff on April Fool's Day the day before.

by mr_holithon

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The Tomb of the Jellianculus
I really don't know why I brought him along with me; of course he was going to be a nuisance! But still, he is my most trusted companion...

by _dontstopbelieving_

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An Interview with "Bart"
"Do you ever clean those things? A lot of Neopians feel like all they ever do is get sick when they bob for your apples."

by impellent

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Conspiracy Theorist: Does Technology Exist?
Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works?

by xx_purple_cybunny_xx

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A Second Chance: Part Nine
Malcolm appeared climbing atop the Black Pawkeet's railing, his black cloak soaking wet and clinging to his fur as he hoisted Abigail, who climbed up behind him, to the deck.

by rachelray179

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The Scarab and the Sea: Part Five
Lura finally pronounced Tomos fit to get up and move around the next morning. Tomos was glad – he had slept fitfully in that Fyora-forsaken hammock. He stepped out onto the deck of the Black Pawkeet...

by saphira_27

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