New Series

	Outcast: The Tale of Rhoswen - Part One His life had never been an easy one... by ayame_23
	Goldrun: A Petpet Rescue! - Part One "Hold it right there, ya darn'd trespassers." by tanyawebber

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

Why Our World Will Explode

Although there are few things wrong with Neopia, and most of those things are Doctor Sloth's doing, there is one fault that sticks out so blatantly it makes you wonder if even sore toes would be up to the job of describing it. This fault is so obvious I shouldn't even have to tell you, but I will anyway. Do you know, in Meridell Castle, where Skarl's throne is? Well, I'll let you in on a secret. Skarl's...

Other Stories

---------

Of Hidden Towns and Secret Messages
The Desert Aisha's soft leather boots made no sound as he sneaked towards the back. For some reason, he found it important not to disturb the silence inside the tomb...

by iloenchen

---------

The Wooden Meepit Totem
'BOO!' yelled Bame, jumping out from the shadows.

by mangodan

---------

Top Ten Reasons Why Pet Rocks Rock!
Many famous and historic Neopians from Brucey B to Bug Eye McGee have had a faithful pet rock standing silently by their sides. Or sitting... or whatever it is rocks do.

by kitkat582

---------

The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia
Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place.

by fancifully

---------

Jazz It Up ~
You have a new quest!

by jezii

---------

Usultastic 3
Now featuring 70% more Bori Action!

by zellala

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.