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	The Collector Sitting on his Judge Hog Bed in his Neolodge Room (number 890) a Halloween Xweetok smiled as he looked at the scenery in his room. by snowwhite6210
	An Accidentally Permanent April Fool's Deep within the Haunted Woods, even past the foggy streets of Neovia, was a rundown manor that most people did their best to avoid. Collab with hectic_haley by discardedcrayons
	A Wizard's Woes It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself. by dafsy_
	A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance. by _brainchild_
	Origin of the Book: Shocking Pranks Theo the Cloud Meerca rested his face on his palm and dreamily stared out the window, transfixed on a wispy white cloud as fluffy as the cloud markings on his skin. Collab with shin0bi_ by therainbowsheep

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Gifts for Your Enemies: Ranked and Rated

Gifting items is a great concept that makes Neopians feel loved, whether they’re the sender or the recipient. There are guilds and Neoboards dedicated to the spirit of gifting to others — and an entire Day of Giving! While we’re all familiar with the concept of sending a gift to our Neofriends, we believe there is an untapped market for gifting to your Neofoes. That’s why we’ve taken inspiration from the real Neopian book Gifts for your Enemies and have each ranked our best of the worst gift ideas for your foes or, perhaps, to prank your friends with. dancerchickemily’s favourite gifts for her enemies: 7. Slightly Nibbled Holiday Socks Meepits may prefer chewing on wires, but they’ll wreck a pair of socks every once in a while, too. Make your Neofoe’s day mildly inconvenient with these holey socks. 5/10 6. Reused Gift Box Sending an item that’s clearly already been used is a great way to show them how much you don’t care. 5/10 5. Angry Meepit Eyes Let your Neofoe know how you really feel about them with this expressive wearable! 6/10 4. Stack of Tax Return Forms As the Month of Eating nears, nobody wants to be reminded of the Tax Beast’s potential visit. 6/10 3. Deceptive Gift Basket Let your Neofoe know they stink. Literally. This gift basket is full of fruit-shaped soap! 7/10 2. Something Already Happened Cake Plate The cake is a lie. There’s nothing more disappointing than receiving a plate without the cake. 9/10 1. Definitely not an Exploding Present Imagine the look on your Neofoe’s face when they receive this deceptive gift that...

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