Short Stories

	The Perfect Lock The red-hot creation that had been carefully dipped into the water was rapidly turning black, and the red Draik smith gave it a tight, satisfied smile... by shadowcristal
	A Balthazar-Faerie Tale I haven't seen poor Fuhnah since she told me this story. I hope she hasn't gotten herself caught again. by dark_goddess_rising
	One Night at Midnight He was going to do something he had never done before. This would be the night that he would brave the mysterious lands of the neoboards... by puppy200010
	Transmogrification I suppose it began on the day my owner decided to take me and my three sisters on a visit to the Haunted Woods. It was Halloween... by valkyriemaiden
	The Fearsome Twosome It was perfect. Its wings were pointed in just the right way; the cloth was professionally stitched, and the pitchfork looked sharp and menacing... by molly102394
	Tales of a Petpet Campfire "Welcome," a bright yellow Petpet said as he noticed the Faellie. "I'm Flo the Flowper! Is this your first time coming to the Petpet Retreat?" by micrody
	Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun? "NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray... by sectumsempra1514
	The End of the Endless Plains "You young rascals keep running off. How am I supposed to keep track of you both? I'm responsible while the rest of the pack is hunting, and these old bones can't go racing all over." by sikki_lo
	Some Assembly Required I had suggested reading, I had begged them to play board games quietly, but it was of no avail-the two insisted upon singing the "Rain, Rain, Go Away" song at the top of their lungs... by trisshamster
	Telling Kep's Story Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team... by ee365

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Are They Really Bland?

This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?

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Regarding the Exchange of Round, Wet Projectiles
Anything can be thrown in an active snowball fight. I've been known to accidentally throw my pet's petpet Abominable Snowball at people. In a snowball fight, however, snowballs are the most preferable type of ammunition.

by phsycoticdancer

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An Interview with Hannah & Gwyl
I'm here to talk to two of Neopia's well-known characters – and ask them a few questions o' course. This here is Hannah (the Brave)...

by weaponstar

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Six
A Darigan Eyrie gave us a lift. Obsidian was less than thrilled to be flying, and yowled for several minutes before simply shoving his muzzle into the Eyrie's neck fur and closing his eyes...

by alkuna_

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My Vacation: Part Five
"Ah, they're completely solid!" my owner said, completely certain. Just then, a baby Kougra with a shrieking Ona fell through the ceiling...

by jeanaet

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BOO - The Comic
Hammie the Chia makes an unpleasant discovery.

by n00b3h

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The Chronicles of Hairball - Kad Theory Destroyed
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