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Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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Short Stories
 | Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"
by pyndragon |  | Watching the SunsetEven though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...
by precious_katuch14 |  | The First Time I Flew... AlmostTrugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...
by elfwick |  | The Day Turmaculus Ate ME!!I was always the adventurous one in my family. I loved to roam. And by the way, I have a chronic case of pranktosis...
by tenshi_sia |  | (Not So) Squeaky Clean I'm
not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they
took the easy way out.
I'm saying that they cheated...
by hugthepinapple |  | Spelling Bees and BulliesJen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her
classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...
by cutiefluteyelephant4 |  | Letters to RosieI'm sorry I haven't written as much as I promised
I would in the past two weeks, but I've still been trying to settle in here.
Hopefully this letter will be the first of many...
by dan4884 |  | Dear AkkaniIt always saddens
me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow
haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...
by akkani |  | Kidnapped By a Wannabe VillainIn his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he
did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans
with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until
one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...
by animalnutz1993 |
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Other Stories
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In Praise of the Painted Pet Somehow "equal" always feels like less. Therefore, if it becomes clear that one of your pets dreams of flying among the clouds one day but you can only afford one faerie paint brush, by all means buy it. Do not deny your pet happiness only because your pets all have different needs.
by zanybrainyno1 |
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Fun and Random Weapons! Ever wondered what is really behind those normal weapons? Ever asked yourself, "Where are those funny weapons?" or "Where are those random weapons?" Well, here you go! This article presents a fresh new topic about "Fun and Random Weapons!"
by ygss |
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Into the Sea: Part Five Nobody said anything for a few moments. The
only sound that could be heard was the tick-tock of the clock by the door. Velt's
eyes were sad, but Katrina's were hard and angry. The girl clenched her fists
tighter and tighter every second...
by sytra |
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The Hoarders: Part Four Cane had disappeared again.
She knew that was the plan, but she began to feel slightly more miserable. She
couldn't remember the way back to the house, and she always felt so lonely without
her companion...
by ruff_zette |
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