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Rebel Grundo

"How dare you speak about Dr. Sloth that way! He is the best! And stop calling me Tukil; my name is Number 4359! Dr. Sloth gave it to me himself!"

by puppypaws727
Hunting for a Petpet

"Come on, you've been away for ages, leaving me to fend for myself. A petpet is the least you could do," the big young Lupe reasoned...

by steelseatimber
Payment Due

Kindness leaves a debt that has little to do with money. Even if you repay it, the best gift is the memories it brings...

by alkuna_
War Letters: Darigani

Better keep an eye out, his high pompousness is starting to have suspicions about your loyalty...

by nimras23
In an Eggshell

For over a year, I've been waiting and waiting for those few words that she's just spit out. Ever since that dreaded day. The BOOCHI day...

by dark_slammer
Breakfast for a Little Kau

A long walk? We must be going to Neopia Central! Kalleigh's friends had told her of a restaurant there that made delicious chokato waffles...

by rayjquinn
Light Problems

"The light faerie got out, didn't she?" Alice asked, looking down at the empty glass bottle sitting near the dresser...

by shadow_sabre_
Running from Dreams

"You abandon me, I abandon you," I said, then continued the climb up the ship's rigging...

by icegirl_sara
Diary of a Long Lost Friend

"Oh! I'm so sorry!" said Jordan, helping whoever it was pick up the books they were carrying. She looked up and saw another Ixi...

by capricornhunter
Petpet Protection

But soon PPLP 104 and 105 were crouched in the snow, waiting for the signal to rush to their posts closer to the lair of the Snow Beast...

by mystery_407
The Aisha

The Werelupes were chasing her. Their horrible howls brought even more Werelupes. The wind only seemed to magnify the horrible shrieking. They were gaining on her...

by torchlighter
 
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"In an Eggshell" by dark_slammer
"You no let Boochi play, then Boochi makes you play!" he replied ecstatically. He pushed down all of the buttons at once. The ray juddered and whirred, then shot something directly at me. I saw a flash of light, and then nothing. I've seen nothing ever since. You see, it's not the best life, being an egg...




Other Stories


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I Command Thee To Attach!
Have you ever stopped to wonder if maybe your petpet just isn't that appealing to your new petpetpet? Hey, they have a right to be picky too.

by ayame_23

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Unravelling the Mysteries of the Unlabelled Tin Can
I scrawled a note in the margin of my notebook: 3:52pm NST - First sighting of Unlabelled Tin Cans recorded. From outside they appear harmless. Needs more research...

by squire_genevieve

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Those Dark Eyes: Part One
"Toast, biscuits, muffins – you name it, I baked it! You'd better enjoy this, Afton, because it's one of the best breakfasts I've ever made. Cooking for two is quite a task, I'll admit..."

by reggieman721

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Faith in Fate: Part Three
No! Cheetah wanted to scream. No, it's not true! But she knew it was. She knew...

by flittingshadow

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Life of a Lupe
Why do YOU get a cookie?

by littledragonkid

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Inanity
The world's largest mortog!

by butterfly_girl_22



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