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The Unexpected Decision

My brother and I were complete opposites, as far as personalities went. He was hardworking and responsible, to my lazy and incapable self...

by pandabearb
Just for Leo

Dri lets him have the only swing just one more time. The yellow Kougra laughs as he swings high, higher than Dri...

by concertogreat_8
The Meepit Show Returns

I'm not going to enjoy the show unless none of the contestants do.

by spoonguardonline
A True Friend

Then, the Skeith would run off, feigning disinterest in the poor Lupe. For, if his boss knew that he was friendly with a mere beggar...

by akari24
Of Snow and Royalty

"I saved up forever to get you a good home, servants, paint you Faerie, get a Faellie for a pet, and you expect me to make a Royal Paint Brush magically appear?"

by queen_starshine
Dear Diary

I also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket!

by xx_lemondrop_xx
The Glass Prison

Quiet as a Psimouse, the Lutari entered the Hidden Tower...

by vaargon
Memoirs of a Lab Rat

I can't believe this. I was zapped into a boy. A BOY on my FIRST ZAP!

by averryyy
Chronicles of the Altador Cup: Team Meridell

Gregorgio sped toward the goal, where Sir Pollonaire Freidl, the team captain, waited...

by tplanford
Reliving

He wished he had never been adopted and brought into a family...

by rachelindea
Too Much Trouble

Much to his surprise, the Yurble found the observatory spotless. It took him a few more seconds to realize that a tall, sturdy broom was leaning against the wall...

by moonea123
A Ditsy of Hope

"You ready for the lab ray, Qin?" asked the girl, looking down at him. He peered up at her silently...

by shadow_sabre_
 
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Hubrid's Hero Heist (from now on referred to as HHH) is a fast paced game where you play the role of a young Poogle apprentice of magic. This young apprentice has been given the task of saving the heroes from the evil Hubrid. Through the course of the game you will have to fight your way through thirty-six intense, mind-boggling levels that will test your wits and reflexes...



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Where Are the Pteris?
But tell me, how many Pteris have you seen in the plots? Depressingly, only one Pteri can be found anywhere in the plots.

by liktra

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Invasion of the Fuzzles - A Guide to Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars
Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away!

by swisscat

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The Challenge: Part Three
"This lesson is to see how you would fare out in the wild places of Meridell. When and if you all become knights, you'll no doubt be sent on long and dangerous journeys for King Skarl. It is vital that you know how to protect yourself..."

by kandeegrrl

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A Spy's Tale: New Life - Part Three
"Leon!" Baroness Kaia of Emerald Coast exclaimed when she saw her son. She rushed over to see the knight...

by allo_allo_numa

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The Perils of Neogardening with a Grey Pet
Look at this!

by mellen48

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Tiny But Tough - The Ultimate Battle
In the Battledome, Power and JJ glare into each other's eyes with determination... This will be one unforgettable battle...

by crazy_kathy



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