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The Making of a Star: Bertie Shurtz

"You know, Bertie," said Cici, "if you're going to be an explorer, you're going to find all kinds of scary monsters, like Spyders."

by alex313
Meepits: The Rulers of Neopia

Dear Neopia,

I have been doing research on Meepits...

by faeriequeenoffire

Comet the Kadoatie

In his search for a home, a stray Kad stumbles upon The Kadoatery.

by proudpony
A Day With Team Altador

"No way! It's... It's Team Altador!" I exclaimed. Ultra couldn't believe his eyes either.

by sonicmaster1223
The Usuki Singing Stars #8: The True Beauty

"Here I am," Sparkles gulped as she stared at the building in front of her. The pink Bruce couldn’t believe what she was going to do next; she was actually going to enter the Beauty Contest Hall!

by downrightdude
Illusen the Kadoatie #1: Escape from the Kadoatery

My ears twitched. Sure, I hated being in Terror Mountain, but nothing was as bad as the Kadoatery.

by skittyfan100
The Winner's Curse

The Lost Desert Team would be the first champion to win the gold again. He was sure of it.

by emma_manatee
The Yooyu Caretaker

Bo knew that the Altador Cup committee liked to inspect every inch of the Coliseum before the games began. He was making sure that everything was in its best condition for the inspection.

by mydogpack35
To The Newest Waters

Aiden, the blue Zafara, sighed. Here we go again. This was, what? His sixth owner?

by re_15
Lilo and the Yooyu

The past year and a half had been rough on Lilo's small family. It was like the poor Blumaroo's immune system had just crashed...

by thediractor
 
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"The Yooyu Caretaker" by mydogpack35
Bo was very fortunate to even have this job. The main reason for him getting it was because his uncle was head janitor. Being born a mutant in the Altador society is never an easy thing. Altador is probably one of the hardest places in Neopia to fit in as a mutant. There is something about a mutant's hideous features that make finding and keeping a job very difficult...




Other Stories


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How to Have the Greatest Adventure Ever
I am an adventure EXPERT*. I'm here to tell you how to have super fantabulous, awesome, bestest, amazing adventures.

by kristykimmy

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Growing Profits: Restocking in the Garden Centre
Tucked away in the Neopian Bazaar, the Neopian Garden Centre sits as a gem waiting to be discovered.

by surferboy_17

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Crossed Paths and Blades: Part Ten
"It's another of Frigget's riddles..." Hannah groaned. "It's almost like he's playing a game with us!"

by medit92

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The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Two
From the moment Narissa started her training as apprentice under Clivia, there had been tension between the two of them.

by phoenixs_angel

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Retired Petpets
Really retired.

by virusus

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The Cybunny Intelligence
Nobody knows that.

by soderham



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