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Plain Kate

She had already decided she didn't like it in this house and that she was going to leave, whatever it took.

by supergirl1057
Taelia's Vacation

It was hard for me to believe that I was going to leave Terror Mountain forever. I had to strengthen my resolve, again. There was a reason why I was leaving Terror Mountain....

by funtime16543
All Because of the Omelette

It was just an accident, but now I'm the one to blame.

by magicice
The Coffee Wars

The Coffee Cave: Popular hangout of the more intellectual and artistic Neopians.

by smokingurl05
Agree to Disagree

On the way, my attention turned to a small establishment on the main road. A blue Kyrii sat despondently on the doorstep.

by cactusthorn2151
Redemption

As the dawn began to break over Faerieland, none of the guards noticed a slender figure leaping from parapet to parapet of Fyora's palace.

by mecha_fang
Trapped

No problem, you're going to get saved, right? ...Right?!

by hellehond
Mirror Opposites

Laizabel grumbled, slouching down in her chair and crossing her arms as she began glaring at the desk again. The new girl, Brittney, shot her one last look...

by warriorcats
 
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The Dice-a-Roo Avatar



In any case, Dice-a-Roo hates me and I hate how it won't keep giving me things forever and ever. But I do like avatars or rather, I like how getting new avatars makes my count go up. For some reason, I keep thinking that having that number become one higher than it was before is reason enough for enduring the crushing disappointment of not getting the silver dice. But I still try. Again and again. Here is how I yet again stunningly failed to get the avatar...



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The Top 10 Most Expensive Cures
The most costly cures, their cheaper alternatives, what they cure...

by mondaybear21

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Life as a JubJub - Health
Generally, JubJubs are a pretty healthy species.

by loba_negra

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Once a Scarab: Part Six
Yari asked, eyes wide, "You really turned him into a Scamander?"

by saphira_27

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The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Two
The guards on the walls of the city saw it first; a great mass of desert sand swirling in the sky and blocking out the bright white sun. It moved towards Qasala with the speed and rage of a waterfall, driven by the relentless burning wind.

by macana

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The Mummy
Don't you say anything else?!

by xxautumnxx

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Recipe for Disaster 26
How Nataliana ALWAYS keeps her cool.

by prismfire



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