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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


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To Neopia’s shock, the situation in Faerieland escalated until the unthinkable happened and Faerieland crash-landed on Neopia’s surface. The faeries were restored but they were returned to the loss of their home. Yet, they refused to give in to defeat.


Top 10 Illusen Approved Treats



With her longtime habit of popping out of the woods to bestow vast sums of wealth upon unsuspecting Neopians and the endless kindness she shows to those brave enough to attempt her quests, it goes without saying that Illusen is one of the most kind and helpful people in all of Neopia! This Earth Faerie's beauty is only matched by her warm and genuine personality, and one of the many ways that she shows her generosity is with food! Since we are here to celebrate Illusen Day, we thought we would help you out by sharing some of Illusen’s favourite treats and snacks to honor the occasion by sharing a meal with your friends, family, loved ones, or just yourself! Illusens Cream Cookie Yummy cream cookies that are great after any meal or for a special treat. These are one of Illusens favourite treats. This beloved and classic treat is well known to those who visit Illusen’s Glade in Meridell as the thoughtful and generous Illusen hands them out to any Neopian who completes the very first quest she gives. You can’t go wrong with this staple of the inventory, user shop, and safety deposit box whose very visual serves as a core memory to almost every pet in Neopia. Topped with a decadent and fluffy mint cream, these sweet cookies will delight your eyes as well as your taste buds! Illusen Waffle A leaf-shaped waffle smothered in rare dark syrup. This is hard to pass up. Illusen certainly wouldn’t want you to go out to fulfill her quests on an empty stomach, would she? This earthy leaf-shaped waffle is coated in a rich acorn syrup and makes an enchanting and hearty...

A Quest for a Greener Neopia



Something has Happened! A freckled Earth Faerie smiles at you. “Hi there! Would you do a quest for me? Illusen Day is coming up! How will you help keep Neopia green in her honour?” Although this may feel like a monumental task at first, we have compiled a guide so that all Neopians can complete this quest for Illusen and for the good of Neopia in general! In fact, being green is easier than you would think! The little decisions you make throughout the day add up to make the biggest difference. For example, a simple green choice to make would be walking or biking around Neopia when possible. That is obviously not doable with a trip to Kreludor, but you can find almost everything you need, from clothing, food, plushies, etc., all within a quick stroll from Neopia Central to the Bazar or Plaza. Do your best to stay local and shop local whenever possible, to help keep our Neopia as beautiful as possible. Speaking of the Neopian Bazaar, have you ever visited the Neopian Health Foods shop to get some fresh organic produce? They’re full of nutrition, delicious, and beneficial to the environment as well! Organic foods use fewer pesticides, which means they won’t harm Buzzes, but also Petpets like Springabees, Scarabugs, Buzzers, Zebbas, Camarillers, and even Petpetpets like Mootix, Bumbluz, Fleaf, and Beelzebug. That’s because pesticides deter harmful insects, but also target beneficial insects leading to loss of all biodiversity. Organic food also contains more vitamins than regular produce because of the way it is grown.

Greenest Grass Techniques: How to Win Over Your HOA


Every Neopian knows first impressions are key, especially when it comes to your Neohome. And what’s the first, first impression of your home? Well, it’s your Neogarden, of course! Greenest Grass Techniques is here to help ensure your Neogarden flourishes. You may recognize some of these tips from Illusens Guide to Gardening, Neohomes and Gardens, and Wonderful World of Gardening. We’ve collated the best information all in one place, handpicking tips from Neopia’s best gardening sources to create Greenest Grass Techniques, a singular, handy-dandy pocket guide to all things Neogarden for every reader, no matter how green. Your Neogarden not only speaks to your personal style, cleanliness, and commitment to your home, but it is a reflection of your entire neighbourhood. For this reason, your local chapter of the Neopian Homeowners Association (NHOA) is likely to have a large rulebook on what to — and what not to — do. While you can consider this a general guide to Neogardens, be sure to consult your individual HOA, as each land will have different preferences. The Neopia Central HOA surely wouldn’t approve of a landscape that is primarily dirt and rocks, but in Tyrannia this is a must! Plus, you’ll want to avoid costly faux pas, such as planting Darigan Seaweed in Meridell. Neogarden Essentials To begin, we will cover the essential categories to consider when decorating your garden.

Other Stories
"The Consequences of Illusen Propaganda" by discardedcrayons
It was that time of the month when the Weewoos would fly in and drop the biweekly Neopian Times off at the entrance of everyone's home. A day of the month that normally went smoothly and unproblematic, but today was not that day for Whimthief. As she made her way to the edge of the bluff, she could see the front page headlines and her whole being flinched as she imagined the rage that she was about to face. Exclusive Interview with Illusen, Champion of the Faerie Festival Whimthief debated if she should hide the Neopian Times this week and face the wrath of Jhudora of her not having her Friday evening read or… face the wrath of Jhudora for Illusen, yet again, getting the spotlight when they had worked together on last year's Faerie Festival. Never mind that Fyora forced them too. Whim took a deep breath before bending down to retrieve the paper– no matter her choice, there was always wrath involved when it came to Jhudora.

"Illusen's Assistant" by ningkov1
“He’s done it again folks! Down the hill in 25 seconds! What a feat,” the Techo Cheese Maker excitedly announced the results to the roaring crowds. The cheers from the fans were deafening. Cyan was used to this - he flashed his sparkly white smile as usual and waved to his adoring fans. Goldy, a Yellow Symol, watched her owner from the stands with her friends. Every day she heard how lucky she was to be Cyan’s Petpet. She agreed, but deep down she felt a tinge of sadness and jealousy. Though they were cheering “Cyan” loudly, Goldy imagined what it’d be like if she were the star; if fans asked for her autograph; if King Skarl invited her to the castle for dinner. She wanted to be at the centre of it all, not cheering on the sidelines. Which is why she was now searching for cheese pieces under the light of the stars. Every night she snuck out to practice on the Cheeseroller hill with leftover cheese from the day. She was small but quick and agile, so the obstacles were of no trouble for her.

"The Edge of the Bluff " by aronacia
For most, Illusen Day is a time of celebration and merriment and the hours are packed full of activities, events, and gatherings honouring the adored Earth Faerie. Tales of Illusen’s kindness and benevolence are passed around among Neopians faster than the party favours as the excitement takes over! But does anyone take a moment to think about how this day affects Faerieland’s only moderately evil and perhaps even borderline nice Dark Faerie Jhudora? NO! No one considers Jhudora’s feelings or even how Jhudora celebrates Illusen Day in her own way – but perhaps this is the time for you to find out… We asked Faerieland’s finest Dark Faerie, Jhudora, for how she plans to while away the long hours as she notoriously refuses to give quests on Illusen Day and were quite surprised by how willing she was to share how she spent the day! “Well, I mostly find Illusen Day to be thoroughly sickening. All of that noise and racket for that know-it-all goody two-shoes Earth Faerie! You know, I don’t really consider us to be actual rivals...


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Illusen's Assistant
“He’s done it again folks! Down the hill in 25 seconds! What a feat,” the Techo Cheese Maker excitedly announced the results to the roaring crowds.

by ningkov1

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A Gift from Illusen
She is an Earth faerie after all...

by alexatina

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A Sloth Fan's Rating of Famous Green Neopians
Hello dear readers, and welcome back to our newest edition of the Neopia Central Almost Official Sloth Fan Committee Newsletter! Collab with betti666

by shikieiki

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Questing For Cookies
Sneaky Chia...Collab with m_hero18 & bankmax

by qlobal

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Green Not Queen
Happy Illusen Day!

by funkiemonkee903



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