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A Rebuttal - Hagan is Definitely Better!

Are you still on Team Skarl? Well, here are five indisputable reasons why King Hagan is better.

Also by dr_tomoe

by agedbeauty

What Qualities Do You Like In Your Fellow Neopians?

I posted a thread on the Help Neoboard asking people what qualities they like to see in their fellow Neopians.

by indulgences
The Plight of Jelly Pets

Jelly pets are only capable of eating jelly. If we eat anything other than jelly, we get terrible stomach aches...

by wishpers
Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

The following is a transcript of last night's Interview with Pidgy Marie, The Neopian Pound, The Unclothed Truth.

by legen_wait4it_dary
Tips for Stingy Trading Post Users

Get your neopoints worth and simultaneously spend as little as possible.

by kamagirin
Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Veggies

With the 18th day of Awakening just around the corner, I'd like to take some time to talk about one of the most wonderful species of Neopets: Chias.

by chye_baby
8 Tastiest Chias

To celebrate this Chia Day, I'm counting down the 8 tastiest Chias in Neopia.

by trubiekatie
Earthquake!

In the early hours of the Eleventh Day of Awakening, an earthquake was felt across Neopia. The area with the most damage appears to be Tyrannia...

by jamba_jukeba
 
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8 Tastiest Chias



Unlike other pets, Chias can be painted in a wide range of fruit flavours. From peach, pear to the classic asparagus, Chias have always been the outstanding fruit pet. Many would agree (including those Lupes!) that Chias are, um, delicious. To celebrate this Chia Day, I'm counting down the 8 tastiest Chias in Neopia. Note: I am not by any means suggesting eating an ACTUAL Chia! I'm sure the Petpet Protection League...



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Desert Memories
The Pink Kyrii sat silently, looking over the Desert from her perch on the rock. Moonlight glinted off the sand, giving it a silvery appearance. The night was quiet.

by meadows_lark

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Becoming my Destiny
You have stumbled on a tale of woe of the saddest kind. This story tells the tale of a foolish and naive young neopet who sought to be something special, but lost a little something along the way...

by marauder_on_da_loose

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Enchanted Stories: Adventure on the High Seas - Part One
"There are plenty of cruise ships that depart from Mystery Island. We might go to the island for a few weeks to start, and finish with an ocean cruise. We haven't taken a vacation outside of Meridell in forever..."

by kristykimmy

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Jewel's Journal: Summer - Part Three
What you're supposed to do: You pay a fee for registration. That's the major CHARITY part of the event. After you fill up the registration form with the typical registration things, you sashay over to the competition area, and make your soup.

Art by gelert548

by gelert548


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How to eat a watery hot dog
without making a mess...

by thelittlekaiser

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On the 15th
At least there's chocolate to eat...

by irasshai



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