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Legends of Pinball Trophy Guide

Become a pinball legend with this guide!

by quiggles_r_kewl_1
Top 10 Best Villains in Neopia

I have made a list of those special villains, a top 10 list that I will now present to you!

by fairygold
What's Your Favorite Part Of Each New Month?

I greet each new month on Neopets with happy satisfaction! To me, the beginning of each new month symbolizes a kind of renewal, and I love starting fresh!

by indulgences
Chase Your Way to a High Score in Chariot Chase!

In this game you will be guiding an Alabriss-led chariot through a figure-eight track.

by facetiousmind
The Importance of Training

Most players understand that great weapons will help them succeed in the Battledome, but what about those numbers that appear on your pet lookup as their stats?

by dragonsfriend1021
A Guide to Playing the Stock Market

The Stock Market – a game that can make you millions of Neopoints with a few simple clicks... oh yes!

by sarahbunnii
Eight Reasons Dr. Sloth Isn’t As Evil As You Think

Since Dr. Frank Sloth burst onto the scene in Neopia's Year 2, he's earned a bad rap. Quite unfairly, might I add.

by venused
How to Neopet More Efficiently!

With the school year starting up for many Neopians, some students and non-students alike may feel they won't have near as much time to play as they did during the past few months.

by audiine
 
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"Taking Stock" by niddyz
Tanizards can't speak. That's what Jimador kept telling himself, anyway. Then again, he'd had quite a few Rock Sticks. Maybe it was just a sugar rush. Yeah. That was it, a sugar rush. He'd been sitting out in the sun too long, trying to enjoy his Kiko Lake vacation, but despite it all, the stress from his real life back as an analyst in the Neopian Stock Market was taking over. That was it. "Are you going to..."




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Insecurities
You are most beautiful when you are yourself.

by nasash

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Stinky Savior
"What's up, smelly?"

Though Charlie had heard these insults his whole life, he never got used to them.

by horse_lovee


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Rogue and Rover: Part Eight
The ice knight's armor and helmet were studded with wicked ice spikes – Kanrik noticed those very clearly as the knight swung his shield at him in an attack that would have crushed him like a Grackle Bug.

by saphira_27

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Draik Expectations: Part Two
Pharazon's ears drooped as he looked up at the enormous stack of parchment that had been set in front of him with a hefty whumph!

by cosmicfire918

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Slorgs.
Yup. Still Chet Flash.

by funny_munky337

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Infinite Laughs (Volume 6)
He's LOOOONG gone!...

by _x_bjork_x_



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