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Issue: 246 | 30th day of Relaxing, Y8

Comics

	Bananas' Chibi Army I guess buying food is out of the question... Art by crow213 by rainbow_crystal_ice
	Pterifruit Pterattack or Hasee Bounce? by kissa_kazh
	Avatar Crazy A Neopoint saved is an Avatar earned... by hopsy69
	Two are Better than One Working through our problems together... by krychek2001
	Random Insanity I guess Fuzzles are so evil that they lack depth perception. by moonlight_glider
	The Office Meepits Because those judges must be at least slightly evil. by alien_1155
	One Panel Or Less! I see you've been fishing... by griffin93
	non:sense:sanity The Lenny... by verallien
	What Lies Beneath How do the yooyus get shot out of the hole? by autoc007
	Woof? Spayd and Nori in "Cracked." by tigaroni
	Picture Perfect PLEASE! Never fight with a stick man!The HORROR! by siggy_maker
	Just One of Those Days Mystery solved. by darkduskk
	Flapdoodle Beware the power of cute... by obviousfakename
	Altador Cup Discussion The Happiness Faerie knows that tea cures even Sloth of grumpiness. by wsprite
	The Weekly Spontanian Seriously, that easter Cybunny has some problems... by halo_n_friends
	A Room With an Aisha: The Altador Cup Ever notice how the ball never actually affects the player? by robbydude5
	The Chronicles of Hairball - Altador Madness Lesson learned. Also by macleod22789 by elpheba
	Dangerously Insane A creative take on making money... by leah_51293
	Head in the Clouds Oh, I am SO thrilled to have a new sister! by candykitty
	HTF First Blood Stand back! by aurora_falcon
	Fur Flies in Terror Mountain Practice Something's not quite right! by rookina
	Something Special Every night... you're coming here to steal something. by ximerika
	The Chromus Crew The doctors in Neopia just aren't as good as they used to be... by chromus
	Neo Mania! So, you're gonna climb Mt. Techo? by unis_lover200
	T.O.T.A.L.Y C.R.A.Z.Y. : Altador Cup Size does count in the Altador Cup. by 0x_freaky_x0
	Summer is here! I like winter. by sunny_pet
	Toast with Junior I... like... toast... by sweeteepiiiie
	Usually Abnormal #2 Unreal Usul by tristess
	Expect the Obvious. Poor Kikos... by nopp88
	Bad Carma What's a tutu? by armadi
	The Discouraged Artist This is the tale of the struggles I ahem my friend encountered while trying to draw Mipsy. by kristian18f
	Warf Rescue of a Different Sort... I just hope they appreciate it! by jestercat13
	NeoComp Food that talks back... by chibikatza
	Land of Pacman All is shrouded in mystery... by pacmanite

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"Blade of Fire, Blade of Ice" by danama
The blade did not reflect the light that flashed at it, but seemed to emit a radiance of its own, which pulsed from both of its edges. Neither possessed the honest qualities of steel. Instead, one edge was a fiery blade of flame, the other a glistening edge of ice. The two elements seemed to be fighting each other within the blade...

Other Stories

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Wish for Authority
RoyGBiv, or Roy as most called him, groaned. How could his Meerca sister love doing chores? It seemed it seemed as if that was all he and Zeppy did...

by kindheartedfairy

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Perplexed
Then again, the puzzle was missing the bottom row of pieces...

by dolphinchixs

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Code of Yooyu Welfare
With the recent Cup, this League has found the need of a new Welfare Code, in order to protect the rights of the yooyus.

by ladyxzeus

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Glorious Guilds
There are so many different kinds of guilds, so how do you choose which one to join? Well, you want a guild that will describe you!

by lihiaxox

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Dusk in Tyrannia: Part Five
"Now, let's have a brave volunteer." Kiara grinned wickedly as several paws shot into the air. "Who wants to give Frost a good brushing?"

by alkuna_

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My Vacation: Part Four
"Let's go pick up some breakfast and then we can go see the Ruins," Jeanie said. I turned around and was in my wetsuit before her...

by jeanaet

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