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	Our Ooey Gooey Neopia I've counted over 100 tempting foods smothered with drippy toppings, and/or made with very messy fillings, and I decided to write up a piece showcasing what I feel are Neopia's top ultimate indulgence confections... by purplepassiony2k
	On Winning the Pet Spotlight The Spotlight trophy is my favorite trophy above all others because it highlights your special pet in a way no other trophy could! Even the Beauty Contest does not compare. by michellejeansmith
	Petpetsitter: the Art of Petpetsitting As hard as this may seem, Petpetsitter is probably the easiest game around. by xynto
	Chapter Four - Slime Recipes "Chapter Four," she muttered to herself, "Slime Recipes…" She grinned as she opened to the chapter, reading thoroughly five recipes which would fill her slime craving… by mistoffelees_cat
	The Care and Protection of Plushie Pets I thought I would share with my fellow Neopians the ins and outs of caring for plushie pets. Believe me when I say it's harder than it looks. by stellar_xyaka
	The Symol Hole: What Lies Within It's a hole in the ground that supposedly has 'treasure' hidden inside its winding tunnels and rooms. But is there really anything down there? by freyaoe
	10 Ways to Cope With a Glowing Pet Everyone knows that Glowing pets are some of the fanciest pets around. They're expensive, pretty, and shiny to boot. But this can cause problems... by cosmodrawbuggy11
	Battle Opponents: Why All the Rage? I wandered into Neopia with a mission in mind. Find the Battledome Opponents. And find out how THEY feel about fighting. by anjie
	Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild? The actual words that you use to advertise your guild are very important. Including the link in your ad is always helpful and makes the guild easily accessible. by squekepiggie123
	10 Traditional Gifts For Valentine’s Day For those of you who do not like shopping, or more importantly, who haven’t got any idea what you’ll get all your acquaintances (but would like something more traditional), then you’ve stumbled upon the right article! by shadowcristal
	What Not to Buy for Valentines Day Top of the list and ranked at Number 10 are the infamous Magic Smelly Socks. by tigerfanatic33
	Wanted: 1 EVIL Valentine! Hellooo there puny, average, ugly Neopian! I, Dr. Frank Sloth, am on a quest to find the purrrfect valentine this year. by comput6712
	20 Valentine's Gifts of Not-So-Ultimate Doom This might be a good time to warn some Neopian Times readers about what not to give their valentines this year! Also by plutoplus1 by puppy200010
	Out of the Gravel Pit Choosing a gift can be stressful. The tired old phrase, “It’s the thought that counts” should probably be rewritten to say, “Your thoughts count!” by crickeetbug

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"Valentime" by _sunset_phoenix
The last room in the house has a towering ceiling. It extends past the third story of the house. The gleaming walls are soft, made of clouds. Actually, there is a double wall: inside this one is an army of clockwork pets, moving mechanically around and around, piled on top of each other, toys from a long time past. And we are building a time machine...

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Why Do We Need Valentines Gifts, Anyway?
"Yeah, I'd eat the chocolate long before I had a chance to give it to anyone," Hentor said...

by nut862

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Valentime
Clocks all around tick softly, loudly, some with the brays of Kaus, some with the gentle song of a faerie, some with the dull, mechanical noise that we all know from our own homes...

by _sunset_phoenix

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Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Eleven
"I see the army is already here!" the Yellow Knight shouted. Kass thought he heard Jeran growl...

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by ikkin_with_attitude

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The Ruby Heart: Part Three
"Yes, your past," my mother started in a sweet melodic voice. "It began fifteen and a half years ago..."

by kindheartedfairy

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Sweet Dreams
*hint hint*

by plaquenil

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BlaBBers
Neopets doesn't have any good doctors lately. :'(

Written by toasted_carrots

by kuruu_6

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