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	Itchy Invasion: A Guide for Skeiths Itchy Invasion is a game that is easy to score big points in once you get the hang of it. by tamagotchi_kid456
	Cleaning Out Your SDB: Help for the Packrats Is your safety deposit box (also called an SDB) crowded? Is it chock full of items that you aren't even quite sure what to do with? by lucky_dog_305
	A Lime-a-licious Countdown Lime is the delicious fantastic flavor that makes life what it is! Lime! Doesn't it feel good just to say it? Lime is a motivation booster, great for self confidence! And it tastes good too! by sweetie_me274
	Decadently Delicious Makes Every Day Scrumptious! Are you eating the freshest, tastiest dish around? If not, how about rolling up your sleeves for some of your very own ooey, gooey fun using my tried-tested-and-true five star rating guide. by purplepassiony2k
	Paint Brush Polls: Pirate! T'day we're takin' a look at that most seaworthy of colors. Not only are Pirate pets unafraid of gettin' thar fur wet, but they're devilishly handsome too! by kallykat_03
	It's Raining, It's Pouring and Faerieland is Falling Faerieland is falling! Ruuuuunnnnn!!!!! by aidanskyman
	Neopets: The Next Dimension It's the year 2049. Imagine it. by jud71
	Ahnnilator's Guide to the Care & Feeding of a Zomutt The zomutt. The one creature in Neopia that's cutely disgusting, and vice versa. It's also one of the most misunderstood petpets. by cyneo_masters2
	The Ten Best Cheese Dishes in Neopia Mmmmm - cheese! by becci2911
	The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't Panic You don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch, but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles that require painstaking attention to detail. Also by angstyerica by huntersglencurlz
	The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your Neopets Well, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians, for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets. by zippo92740
	Bubbling YOUR Way to EXCELLENCE Bubble your way to excellence in Bubble Juggle Game with this great help guide today! by wongvolution

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Mastering Mystery Pic

Are people always complimenting your ability to color coordinate your wardrobe? Or are you an expert at picking out the ideal drapes to go with your carpet (no sample handy!)? Then you seem to have the basic skills for entering the Mystery Pic competition! You don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch, but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles that require painstaking attention to detail...

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