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Issue: 266 | 17th day of Storing, Y8 |
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Articles
 | Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the BestDo you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further,
young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great
courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero.
by adopt_neos_123 |  | The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!What I want to know, is why is
it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik
Egg conspiracy.
by alexsmum |  | Debunking Jelly WorldIt's
easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in
innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted
by evil?
by sweedishdelights12 |  | How to Be a Cracking Guild LeaderA guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member
that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild
to respect.
by tweecle |  | Interview - Sarah the ZafaraSarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a
question?
by sallyride206 |  | A Good LookupA comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.
by maivry |  | Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!
by treenifer |  | The Free Foods of NeopiaEven if it says it's free, you have to pay something.
by book_worm1217 |  | Invisible To A Blind EyeAww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.
by boofy113 |  | The Science of NeoQuestWhy do so many people play
NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game
so addictive, so great?
by micrody |
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Headlines "And It All Ended with Peachbread" by bubblebob052 Today the cause for Faye's unhappiness was the fact that Karidee had had enough of her friend's childishness. She was tired of her always being so particular and bossing her about. She had been planting some flowers in her section of the garden when Faye stormed outside and demanded that Karidee let her do the job right. So, she decided enough was enough...
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Venuquin There is salt in the water, and some innate intuition tells
you that this water is unfit to drink. As soon as you think that, your thirst
comes back with new vengeance. Just your luck. Where are you? How did you get
here? How do you get out of here? Will anyone think to look for you?
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Silver Flames: Part Three I knew he wasn't much of a talker and avoided speaking
when he could get away with silence, and right now it was obvious what he was
asking. He wanted to know why I wasn't swimming...
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