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TNT's Everlasting Pranks

"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99
Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore

A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian
A Conundrumming Interview

I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

Also by xxxtattooxxx

by lions_critters

Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?

Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi
Random Event Faerie: Fact or Fiction?

No! Really! It makes sense! We have a Snow Faerie, a Negg Faerie, and quest faeries! Why can't we have a random event faerie?

by qazx301
The Secret of the Kreludan Mining Corp. Discovered!

When I finally arrived in section 56, a dreary sight met my eyes; hundreds upon thousands of mine workers...

by chlorinejunkie
Faerie Wars: Which Side To Choose?

Well, the Neopets Team has introduced their newest plot, and I'll be Sloth if it's not the most intense one yet. The faeries, the most powerful citizens of Neopia, have engaged in a war of the direst consequences...

by kittygirl5170
The Dirt on the Earth Faeries

Don't join the Earth side!--I don't care how much they offer you.

by pyrosquirrelx
A Million Little Unis: The Green Uni Controversy

To shed some light on the Green Uni Project, I interviewed a sock puppet that claimed to be a member of the GUP. Maybe he was, I don't know. Everybody seems to be nowadays; it's the new 'in' thing...

by brains03
10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing

Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254
Faerie Wars: Tactics

Can't figure out which camp to support in Neopia's latest plot, Faerie Wars? No worries. Your trusty Neopian Times reporter has done all the dirty work for you.

by ladyariel32
 
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"Disease of the Citadel" by alexrae963
Darigan squawked as he tumbled end-over-end onto the floor. "It's a plague!" Morguss cried, pointing a ragged hoof at him as she spoke. "It'll spread! Quick, back away!" she commanded. The others wasted no time in leaping from their chairs and backing as far possible...




Other Stories


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When Empty Bags Attack
I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone?

by age54321

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A Negg Tale
"Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..."

by evilhamster13

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Seven
Kiya paused, and then realisation dawned on her face. "Yes," she whispered. "You need to get down to the treasury..."

by rachelindea

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Traitors And Warriors: Part One
I should start at the very beginning, when I was a student at the Faerie School. Back then, so many years ago, not one of the faerie teachers had ever known a student quite like me...

by humgruffin

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Spooky Crossover
"The Great Neogardener!"

by kai_pawz

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Idle Chatter
Please queue for Santa.

by party_hobbit



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