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Issue: 159 | 24th day of Gathering, Y6

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	What's a Who's It? EEK! A lookup-er!!!!! by narraku
	Lennyness Oh no! This wasn't here when I last looked! panics by flookadoobee
	Troublesome Moments I'm glad I'm not a Wocky... by kristy_blue2001
	The Typical Trip to the Snowager I wanna be painted Dung! Drawn By: shadih_temporary by xdraiganx
	Caution Makes you wonder about the process of getting your pets painted, doesn't it? by shiinta
	Neo-Tastical Have you seen my instructions? by piekaboo
	Being Evil Isnt Easy It's your turn! by chibi_zoo
	Normal Neopia Normal? Is it edible? by slashslashx
	Princess Dream Dreams don't always come true... by alleballe1988
	Speck and Tom Mixing It Up by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turdledee Kau got your tongue? by huggsy_666
	Virtual Chaos Which to choose? by troygirl845
	My Boring Petpet So boring... by jerk_head
	The Neopian Emergency Service One leak, one emergency squad... by julses
	Life Improvised Must be broken... by keng200
	Nonsenscal Verbiage Ah... this is the life... by laurensama
	Life Lessons The first step is always the hardest... by xtrat
	The Everyday Happenings of Luupine Talk about lazy! by black_spiral
	Nice Puppy? BOW BEFORE THIS...hum...queen? by asusse
	Livin My Life Neopia gets smarter everyday... by liskda123
	Cuteness 2 :3 RAWR!!! by fire_fly196
	Weird Neopians in a Weird Place What a nice Pant Devil... by aisha_girl104
	Pteri Pie! Good thing I just bought one! by raynbow_light
	Mmm... Jelly Burp! by twelve_52
	Sneezles Strike Sloth is clever. by true_solarsenshi
	A Tired Lupe This is what happens when you play games all night... by redlightning
	It's Just... I would hide if I were you... by lilaznstar25
	Meridellian Mayhem- Grumpy Old King? Skarl sure has a strange sense of humor... by ikkin_with_attitude
	Picking A Petpetpet Of COURSE she'll pick me... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Confessions: Mr Nuggles Aww, it's not that bad! by fuzzy_green_glue
	Sane Asylum: Do Not Disturb Eat my hear out, eh? by teishan
	Neopian Paradox: Petpetpet Problems I don't understand the facination... by paradoxigal
	Wishful Thinking Counting Sheep by barbcat00
	Trouble and Trub So...hungry...need food. by chocolateisamust
	Neopian Wackiness Spell or Starve Wackiness by cherv1
	Red X-Donations Galore One item per customer. by shadowcristal

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Flaws of Being a Fruit

There are many flaws about being a fruit. Despite its pro's, its con's are worse. Face it, no one wants to be friends with what it eats for lunch. Could you imagine being an apple? You'd get bruised so easily. What about being a plum? If you fell over, you wouldn't be able to get up again! You'd be considered a cannibal if you ever ate an apple and happened to be one...

Other Stories

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Detective Grace and the Missing Bracelet
"Grace, come on," said Violet, tugging on my arm. "We have to find my bracelet! It means so much to me, and it's such a shame to lose such a wonderful thing!"

by precious_katuch14

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Lost Before, Light
"Do you remember we are here to see the most beautiful sunrise at the peak? Techo Mountain directly faces the part where the sun rises or sets," Kei added helpfully.

by cool_frenzy

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Training to Defend
So you want to help defend Neopia, huh? Or do you just want to be able to get 1,000 Neopoints every time you play Defender Trainer? Maybe even get a nice shiny trophy for your lookup?

by butter_fly116

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The Truth About The Deserted Fairground
Have you ever wondered about the history of the Deserted Fairground? How did it get there? Was it always like it is now? If not, what happened?

by daan_is_cool

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Princess of Erodaire III: Part Four
"I am no longer a princess...just a lady now. You have to call me Lady Andra, for Ve - I mean Princess Vevina - is the princess of Erodaire...and soon she shall become it's heir if my banishment continues..."

by christinetran

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Love You Like a Sister II: A Moment's Glimpse - Part One
I panicked and tried to hide myself. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Syri suspiciously eyeing me, but she never said anything. They both took their place behind my family in line.

by tennisblondie16

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