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Issue: 175 | 28th day of Sleeping, Y7

Comics

	Amy's Troup "A Very Convincing Aisha" by ambika456
	Rock Pool Rascals Pirate's Parley Story by fallingflowers by leptonychotes
	The Curse... Do Neopets really like being made out of snow? I don't think so. by springsteen0991
	A Taste of His Own Medicine Hehe... take that! by kushbi
	Only for the Hardcore: Slorg Avatar Ready...Set... GO! Idea by Gkskis Inked and Colored by Aizar by keldor31415926535
	Hungry Zaffy The best food in the entire world of Neopia... ASPARAGUS! by akemiakiko
	Anagrams vs. Crosswords Bandaged hands aren't good for anybody... by petitewyvern
	Mint Chocolate Moehog What is a pupil? by kaboble2462
	Negg Juice Cool! What does it do? by blackacid
	Trophy Troubles Monsters are attacking! by precious_katuch14
	Random Life A future artist! by nolwe
	NeoComp C.S joins the paparazzi... by chibikatza
	Meuka Madness Mmm... pizza... by skypupgoddess
	I Thought You Were the Normal One! Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful... by kuroneka_sama
	The Morals of Pickled Olives Don't get too excited... Idea by guesswho976 by shadih_temporary
	Major Malfunction #16 Woo! Woo! by moonxtal
	Petpet Neoschool What would Petpet school be like? by springsteen0991
	Battledome: Wall of Shame Come on, I was scared... by timon567
	Adventures of Hannah and Armin Hey! That tickles! by spuddie_hang
	Pretty Flowers! AchoOOo! by dark_elfa
	Roy and Dramonti Maybe you should be happy for your friends... by dralora
	The Neochaos OW!!!!! by leana_24
	Beyond Strange Why you should never take lollypops from people who look like Sloth in disguise... by bugeyedthing
	Life with Sparkalar I'm just gonna LOVE living here... T_T; by nestly2552chi
	The Chronicles of Rohane: When Rohane Met Mipsy You had me at "Direct Damage" by ledsrevenge2
	Something Has Happened "Worst Day Ever" Drawn by ghostkomorichu by tdyans
	Oh Gosh. Mmm. Hot dog. by matrices
	Opposable Thumbs It tastes like snot! by meiastar
	Virtu Agents "Worst Waiting Room Ever" by agentsaepenon
	The Chaos Control "Newb Logic" by twilight_sketch
	As Much as a Bori Can Take If you like rare food AND soup, you can't lose! by kudou
	Faerie Woes Woe #4: Supply and Demand by roller_coaster26
	Floofeh IT'S THE JUPEDEVIL. Yay. by jupeboxgal
	Something Inconceivable #1 I think this paintbrush is a dud. by mournfulsoul
	Air Heads Faeries rejected in the Neopets Team staff meeting. by rachelfiremistress
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Monotony Boredom gone wrong... by neo_tomi

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Pteri Ptactics

You know the weapons. You've seen the enemies. You've flown right up that giant Grarrl's left nostril and lived to tell the tale. But can you leave with 1000 NP in your pocket? Deep in the heart of Tyrannia, thousands of Pteris make their fight up the canyon with evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls doing everything in their power to stop them. What is a poor green Pteri to do? Shoot them down of course...

Other Stories

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Melodramatic Stories and Tales: The Final Chapter
Erika flipped through the book quickly with her eyes closed, stopping only when her finger was lodged (slightly painfully) between pages 798 and 799. "Jhuidah and the Cooking Pot," she announced.

by erika_idle

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Of Kidnapped Pets and Crossword Clues
"Faerie Crossword. They give you clues and you have to go and find the answers, and then if you get them all soon enough the faerie gives you NP."

by extreme_fj0rd

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Pteri Ptactics
Deep in the heart of Tyrannia, thousands of Pteris make their fight up the canyon with evil Pterodactyls and Grarrls doing everything in their power to stop them. What is a poor green Pteri to do? Shoot them down of course.

by cyanna_of_settamoor

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Petpet Employment: Species Appropriate Jobs
Have you ever seen a Petpet and thought, “That Petpet would make a great addition to my traveling band of banana jugglers!”?

by jakeohman

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Midwinter War: Part Five
"Thank you, my lord," Philip snorted as he walked off, dragging Charmond after him. "We'll be sure to return with that faerie!"

by shadowcristal

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Night Walker: Part Seven
"My name's Shade," I grunted. "I'm a friend of your father's. I'm here to get all you pets out of here. Are there any more of you?"

by ruin_star

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