"The Sinister Stamp" by twocents RAWR! I stomp my *cough* dainty *cough* I mean, ferocious and fearsome hooves of impending doom, sure to crush all of Neopian kind! Mwahaha! Or so I wish. *sigh* It is hard to be a scary creature sure to wreak unnatural fear upon unsuspecting Neopians when you are on a tiny piece of paper...
Common Misconceptions: The Brain Tree Yes, he's mean and ugly, but that's beside the point; he's mean because nobody likes him, and nobody likes him because he's mean. It's a vicious cycle..
The Mutant Prince: Part Four He had tried without success to file down the grotesque black claws that had magically sprouted out of his shapely hands, but the curse had grown the claws back to full size within a mere hour...
Evil Death: Part One Eliv peered over the desk. Something about this Bruce seemed very familiar. "What puzzle would you like me to solve today?" he asked...