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	Turning Pages - Part 2 I'm sure you'll have plenty of time to read your books in your own version of reality. by jupebox
	Dream Color! Life is a playground! by larenchan
	Road to Fame - Maggie's Idea (Part 3 of 6) She's not as dumb as she looks... by emmilou123
	So Says the Slorg!! What is this "dignity" of which you speak? by supercheezee
	War Is Easier That explains a lot... by classicmess
	Literally ~ 999,999 Days Do the math... by pirate_cove
	Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Spoils Kanrik... sigh by shamaela
	Deranged But Fun Behold, the versatility of Neopian mushrooms! by superzombie
	Just Stuffs Whatcha thinkin' about? Idea by madamkambria by l3lo0
	A Disguising Experience Surprising obstacles occur when submitting a comic. Idea by magnetismo by cevierakasky
	Improper Use If Dr_Death and Rose spoke another language, what would it be? (Hint: it isn't Tyrannian!) by solitarybird
	Squid Slippers - Secrets of the Ice Powerup Huh, what's this? by cosmicfire918
	...::: Yooyus Are Nasty :::...-Bonus- Something is missing... But what?... by chlo26
	Not Ill! Wasn't this so much more fun than helping a Dark Faerie?... I thought so!~ by front_reverie
	Down the Symol Hole It's very mysterious! by heavens_rim
	Immunity Run, Boochi is here! by saudadesdagripe
	Witty Title: A New Roommate What's up? by fluffy_bumbkin
	Twin! Ahh, from the mouths of babes - WHOA, WAIT, what did you just say?! by nausicaa1992
	You Are So Wasting Time Nice choice, captain. by jeanbesta
	True Tales from Neopia Why, this NEVER happens to me! Nuh-uh! by lil_jen_aside
	Dead End: Boochi 2 He's... he's --! by killable
	Tomato Omelettes: My Imaginary Friend This is embarrassing. by skyward_rush
	BTRP: Certainly 'Something' She means well... we think. by gothicxmaiden
	Fury in the Kingdom To be fair we don't think anyone knows what to do with angry Peophins. by rory321363

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"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni" by almedha
"But... but what is this?" Rushishi objected, flopping the cover of the book he was reading back over his Blumaroo hand. Something about their owner, Almedha, wanting them to spend more time reading and getting smarter and less time playing games. For some reason. "101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this... Was there a book out there entitled 101 Ways to Annoy a Blumaroo? It might be worth checking out...

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Just a Phase
"I'm sure you're all wondering what you're doing here," Legend said.

by 77thbigby

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101 Ways to Annoy a Uni
"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this...

by almedha

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14 Unconventional Ways to Beat the Heat
Tired of sipping some ice-cold lemonade and relaxing in the shade to beat that summer heat? Okay, neither am I. But why not look into some, shall we say, alternate methods of cooling off?

by littlemouse_rbd

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Potatoes: Meridell's Greatest Treasure
Restockable in the Merifoods Shop, this item is a cornerstone of the Meridellian economy and can be found all throughout Neopia in various forms. I am speaking, of course, about the potato.

by lutari_lover_555

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The Spells of Slumber: Part Five
"I wish the same to you Jerdana," Mirinam replied. "May your dreams and ambitions never betray you."

by phoenixs_angel

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Rogue and Rover: Part Two
There was no such thing as waiting for the weather to clear on Terror Mountain. The sun shone through the clouds on only a handful of days each year, and even if there wasn't new snow falling, the wind still whipped the existing drifts back up into the faces of anyone unlucky enough to be slogging through them...

by saphira_27

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