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A Light in the Darkness

"Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."

by dubble_trubble
Evil Fuzzles, Dr. Sloth, and a Chocolate Chia

She opened the box and pulled out a small device. "It's from the Dr. Sloth catalog. It can tell me when there is an evil fuzzle in the room," Ursula told Alexa...

by happyorangehorse
The Choice

The annual Race Through Neopia Central was the biggest event of the year for runners. Dale had been training extra hard after he placed fifth the year before. Now, he felt ready to steal first...

by reggieman721
We Got a Neomail!

"We got a neomail!" I chanted, reentering our house. Neomail was scarce at our happy little home, 239242 Market Street, and so when we actually did get any mail, all five of us gathered around for a letter opening ceremony...

by sweetie_me274
Alias: Amy Rose; Occupation: Spy

"All right, then," announced the Grundo by Whisper's bed, "You all pass - except for the Shadow Acara here who can't decide what her name is. Go back to sleep."

by parmadur
Home

"Great work, crew!" a white Blumaroo said, slumped in his Captain's chair. "Now we just need to figure out how we got into this mess in the first place. Commander Talinia?"

by dan4884
Acon's Challenge

Acon shifted from one foot to the other as she chose her words carefully. "Well, sir... the actual day is often better than practice... nerves give me speed... I don't think you'll be disappointed when it comes to it." She smiled hopefully...

by katiesheffield
Life as a Darter for the M.M.G.

I rolled over to the other side of my bunk and sighed deeply. It was a hot, miserable day in Meridell...

by princesslucille1
Castles

It had snowed over the night, Brenden saw with glee. The pristine snow glittered as it covered the castle courtyard like a dense, white blanket. Best of all, no one had touched it yet...

by nimras23
New Adventure

This is no ordinary tale, and I warn you now, the things that you may read in this story may shock you to the core...

by thedoombunny
A Game of Kou-jong

He was about to make a sharp retort when she said, "Hey, Shumi! Let's play Kou-jong!"

by fushigiyugichichrich
The Believer

I had always believed in water faeries, unlike everyone else. And looking back, I guess that I didn't have any evidence to support my belief...

by horsesrocktkw
 
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"A Light in the Darkness" by dubble_trubble
"Here we are! You're going to love it here! I'll let you do anything you want. I promise." Blair rambled on and on, oblivious to the Eyrie's surly and cynical mood as he stalked by her side. "Here I am," he thought, "with the most clueless airhead ever to walk Neopia..."




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Shunned Shoyrus
Shoyrus are the most beloved pets of all Neopia, with their big, adorable eyes, their long, smooth tail, their small curved horn, and their cute, delicate wings. Yet through all of Neopian history, they have had little chance to show their shine.

by lunaquarrian

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Beauty Contest Greens
If you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again.

by dark_goddess_rising

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The Protecter Chronicles: The Beginning of the End - Part One
Algerdon gaped in shock. Home? Wait, there must be some mistake, he wanted to shout, but it was too late. Dr_death unlocked his door, and a rare smile flitted across his features for a moment...

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Petpet Adventures: Petpetnapped - Part Two
From the darkness appeared another petpet. Thon could just make out the shape of wings and a sharp beak...

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