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	Slime Trails So, dear reader, take a look for yourself at the marvels of the Slorg. They come in many colours and are hand-washable. by squire_genevieve
	The Ultimate Guide to MAGAX: Destroyer II You have to remember that once you touch any of the enemies, you will lose about one-fifth of your health... Also by milkypath by superpepe
	Foods for the Pampered Pet This is a recommendation of the best Neopian foods packed into one meal. by infernodragon02
	Guild Leading 101: How to Run an Effective Guild A guide on how to run an efficient, but fun, guild. by perturabo
	Kiko Lake: What We Want "We will be adding more stuff soon - please check back!" says the cute little description above the cozy picture of Kiko Lake... by movingout_03
	A Very Random Interview with Uzarro I'm going to get an interview with Uzarro. She's that Usul in the green costume on Trouble at the National Neopian... by 24meepit13
	The 2007 Doughnut Awards Nowadays there are a lot of doughnuts you can choose from, from shops on nearly every market corner. Well, which ones are the nicest? by dreamsprite_pixie
	Excusive Interview with Bruno! I went to find the big guy straight away. I knew what I was looking for. A blue Gelert, just like me, only a lot bigger... by lost_hopes_restored
	Complete Guide and Tips for The Usul Suspects There are a few coloured Usuls you need to take care of. All the Usuls will jump off the platform with a propeller hat... Also by wamhk by steward26
	Wingoball 101 Wingoball is simple enough to understand: to toss the Wingoball, aim with your mouse and click to throw it. Simple enough. But... by unicorngirl383
	ILLUSEN ROCKS Why Illusen is better than Jhudora. by rock_star_megs
	Illusen Writes the Editorial? Anyway, since Illusen's pretty occupied, she asked me to write the editorial instead. And before you strangle me screaming, "We want Illusen! Now!" please, have mercy. I'm just a cute little Doglefox. by ladyariel32
	Illusen's Secrets to Staying in Shape "I make all the foods with 'Illusen' in the name," she shares with us, "so I put only the finest, healthiest ingredients into my food and then I sell the foods to shops all over Neopia to provide them to you. I make sure they are low fat and have vitamins that all Neopets need." by lassie_nikki

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Lovable Slimeballs

Perhaps it was just my Tyrannian Slorg sitting on my shoulder and the feeling of slime oozing through my T-shirt that prompted me to write, but either way the feeling would not leave me – I had to write something big, something political. A statement about the Slorg in all its glory. A piece of writing that would urge Neopians everywhere to...

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Idea by kazukazue

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