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Issue: 187 | 22nd day of Eating, Y7

Comics

	Third Degree Chaos My tongue... by neodandelion
	Randomness I wonder why she needs that? by firestarrz
	At the Kadoatery... And you thought the Kadoaties asking for Draik eggs was bad! by sunshine_1470
	In A Meepit's Mind Who's really evil? by mcquackers
	NeoComp Mishaps and sodas.... by chibikatza
	Fish Faces! Careful where you clean your Petpets... by goldchocobo21
	Pets These Days Sorry to break it to you but... by cruzerchic123
	Unexpected Incidents What I want isn't REALLY expensive... Also by kikik312 by american_tabby_cat
	No Refunds Quaz wants to be alone, but Yirl has some exciting news! by starry_shine13
	Freshly Tinned Carrots One cup breadcrumbs... by violajunky
	Spooky You saw nothing... by ghostkomorichu
	Life with Sparkalar I'm Scared x_x by nestly2552chi
	Picking My Own I think I found something! by morningsun
	Hyper Drive It's bath time! by jacfreec
	Neopups Why Zaffia hates Food shop. by wicked_dragonite
	Meridell - King Hagan's Lecture King Skarl is a bad listener... by void_walker
	Travis the Lenny What's so 'Happy' about Grey Day... by firelion014
	Neonutz Relax... it's just a random event. by sh0rty4lyf
	Insanity Test Not a good idea... by saienian
	Minutes of Entertainment What is that? Also by springsteen0991 by _shakky_
	These Neopian Days It's true, those things we do. by pallyaerowynn
	A Director's Woes Poogles are the most ferocious of all... by jumperlilo
	Stuck in the Neopet House Some things are inevitable... by spotthechelsey
	Smite "BRAINY" by szlord
	Zaffia's Days Zaffia's homework problem... by megawolf77
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Why can't I go? by kittylin
	Lunaticity #4 It's an earthquake! Animated by cherv1 by jerk_head
	Castle Battles At least Skarl and Hagan got their exercise! Art by ghostkomorichu by patjade
	Legends of Neopia The day you can trust Kanrik... by iriswind
	Smelly Nelly "Doesn't like snow." by i_hate_backstabbers

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Headlines

A Mootix’s Confessions

Fending for myself, I lived off scraps of food from the local Food shop, and slept just outside the Deserted Fairgrounds gate. One morning, while rummaging through some spoiled goods the Food Shopkeeper had given me, I was approached by a scruffy looking Lupe.

Other Stories

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Nightmares
"Both sisters could foresee the future - Isca in her dreams, and Caylis in her nightmares."

by eternally_forgotten

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Fated: Merry Meet Again
Kiliaresetar and Shalaresilv had been the ones to save the world when Sloth threatened to destroy it. The two Kougras were as different as night and day, and yet they were the best of friends...

by jade_steel

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Escaping from Meridell Castle
By helping Valrigard get as far through the castle dungeon as possible, you can not only get yourself a nice bundle of Neopoints every day, but you can get yourself one of the nicest looking avatars known to Neopia...

by allweb

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Mysteries of Neopia: The Food Shopkeeper
Almost everyone knows about the main shops in Neopia, where you can purchase foods, toys, clothes and more for your pets and yourself. When questioned though, few people know how the shopkeepers came to be.

by fajis

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Stolen Sharky - Part Two
"So you think that this group would have gone to any height to make sure the aquarium didn't open?"

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Avalanche: Part Two
"In the morning, we'll assign people for the test run. Remember, this is just for practice-if someone can't do it, just send them back down to the camp, and we should all be back by sundown."

by extreme_fj0rd

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