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	Now You See Me, Now You Don't: Part One "Why do you think she hires babysitters every day?" Marigold retorted. "She doesn't want to be around Kipper and me! That's why! Two reasons - she wants to avoid us, and she's too busy for us..." by mygoodguild
	Deserts and Desserts: A Gargarox Isafuhlarg Story - Part One "I haven't had an infestation this bad since that blunkabean scare over two years ago..." Gargarox wiped his forehead in exhaustion. "Looks like I have no choice... I'll have to call an exterminator." by darkerstrife
	The Greatest Treasure of All: Part One Katrina the blue Kacheek sat on a Pink Tile Patio Chair in the yard outside her neohome, leaning back and enjoying the nice weather. She was surrounded by Sillie Daisies happily bobbing in the cool breeze. It was a beautiful, peaceful day. She looked up at the clouds and smiled… by kacheeklover3579

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Celebrating Illusen

Today is Illusen Day, the one day a year set aside by Neopians across the globe to show their appreciation for this noble faerie. If you hadn’t realised yet, well, you must be half asleep or something. It is the day when the dark and evil retreat to the shadows, and the simple purity of goodness shines through! It is a day of hope, of celebration!

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Escape From the Tomb
"You know, you're the best owner EVER, right?" she said in a sugary-sweet tone. I took another sip of coffee. Did I dare ask her what she wanted?

by conceptual

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Chiopia
Lisa got up the next morning and got some Omelette ready for Katie. She went to wake Katie and was very shocked to see that Katie had now a yellowish tinge to her blue fur!

by driv3shaft

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Why Do Meercas Like to Chase Neggs?
Well, we at the Neopian Neggery think that it goes back to ancient times when poor Neopians had to forage for food. One of the most common foods was actually neggs. They were more abundant back then...

by anime_freak999

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Neopia's Most Depressing
Our beloved Neopia is under siege by a diabolical group that wants nothing more than to see us suffer, to have us sighing and moping in the dark behind closed curtains. They’re everywhere...

by twirlsncurls5

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Snotty
Ewww.

by greysun189

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Intelligence?... Never heard of it.
Some neopets have an IQ much lower than 'average'...

by _wind__

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