Short Stories
 | The Ensorcellator"Average classes, average lunch--" Blynn was
cut off by a sudden cold, wet feeling on her fur. She looked down, aghast, to
see that someone had knocked her bottle of cherry juice into her lap. "Average
bullies…"
by cosmicfire918 |  | Fixing ItThe Lupe pulled herself up off the counter,
moaning at the sore stiffness in her neck and back, and walked slowly across
to the swinging doors that led to the kitchen. She pushed through them and fetched
a bucket...
by extreme_fj0rd |  | A Hunt for a PetpetA ripe apple suddenly detached from the tree
and knocked the yellow Lupe on the head before rolling to the ground. The Lupe
jumped, looking up into the tree's foliage...
by steelmaheegun |  | Faerie Cloud Racers: How it all Began"That is preposterous! That is the - the most
unintelligent thing I have heard throughout my many years! Me - living in Meridell!
That will never happen! It is more foolish than even the thought of an asparagus
Chia! My fellow faeries, what kind of nonsense is this?"
by ginelga |  | Phelix Gets the Scoop"I've told you, Phelix," said Principal Skedman,
a round looking blue Skeith with an odd mustache, "just because you have that
special pass doesn't mean you can just go barging into the teachers' lounge
whenever you feel like it." He seemed quite tired of saying this...
by twirlsncurls5 |  | Rhyme Time!I finally got my big chance. The last school bell had just rung after my
last period class, which was my writing class, and I had just recited another
poem...
by kacheeklover3579 |  | Before the DanceAt her left paw was a tambourine, which she tapped
every now and then and jiggled the shiny jingly bits. Oh, how she loved music!
Her joy in life was dancing, closely followed by unleashing the magic of the
sound of her tambourine...
by precious_katuch14 |  | Tina's DreamEveryone but Tina suddenly burst into giggles
then, as if the human was just some big joke. One of the babies, a Uni, turned
to Mar and managed to squeal, "You were right! Your owner's real funny!"
by kelly947 |  | ApplemaniaSigh. There is never anything to do all day. The sun shines
very brightly on you all day. You just hang on the branch with a bad feeling with
what your life could become. Someday someone will pick you off your tree and eat
you in a pie...
by sammie_angel7 |  | Cheeriness PlantedAs I watched the bobber floating in the water,
the metal fishhook hidden below the surface, I felt a bit of a thrill at the
prospect of reeling in a sunken treasure. "Do you think we'll catch anything
good today?"
by nut862 |  | Mayhem for Millions! a Minion’s MemoirMinions are not only
evil, but they understand evil in a way that only an evil minion can. For instance,
chocolate and asparagus ach y fi? If you understand that you must be an evil minion...
by algy13 |  | A Part of the Family'Guy, we've been over this. I've been waiting
for a new pet to become available since we moved to Mystery Island. Now, I want
you to treat your new brother or sister with as much respect as you show everyone
else,' Crazy said...
by guy_sebastian_crazy |
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in a place she had never been before. The walls were dark, the bars that encaged
her were dark, the air around her was dark. In fact, the only light that came
to her was from a small torch near a tunnel...
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Bad Carma Some battledome challenges just shouldn't happen this way...
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