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	An Extreme Guide to Extreme Potato Counter Here I lay before you, the gracious reader, a guide to the craziest game you will ever play!… Barren, peeled, and exposed… for your own personal benefit!!! by trumpet123dude
	The Ultimate Guide to World Challenges Are you looking for an easy-to-earn paintbrush to spiff up your pet? Is there a single action game on Neopets that you're pretty good at playing? If you answered "yes" to the above questions, let me introduce you to an easy way to earn paintbrushes and rare items: World Challenges. by theneogoddess
	Introducing the Lovely Lutari! The day dawned bright and clear, and unsuspecting Neopians everywhere awoke to a very exciting news bulletin – the much-rumoured and highly anticipated Lutari had arrived! by doughnut215
	The Dummy's Guide to Extreme Herder Samrin is a Kacheek who has an outrageous number of petpets, and doesn't seem to mind them running around like idiots until, of course, the big bad Lupe, Balthazar, comes trudging in looking for lunch... by xd0rkyaznpridex
	The Avatar and Trophy Collectors' Guide to the BD All Battledome weapons do a certain number of icons, and (of course) all pets have a certain set of stats. But how do these relate to defeating your opponent? by rogue751
	Auctioning for Beginners I hereby present my own observations and thoughts on some of the basics of setting up a successful auction. by twiddl3d33
	An Interview with General Dacon Nothing much has been said of him since the end of the Plot... This is why I plan to find him and give him an interview! by dark_knights_sabre
	Ready, Set, SNOWBALL FIGHT! Snowball Fight is true to its name. Although this time, it’s one-sided, meaning no cold surprises smacking you! Sounds like a good deal to me. by macleod22789
	What's Your Uni's Personality? Ever wonder what your Uni's personality is? Take this spiffy quiz to find out! by kimki_2009
	In the Tallest Tower - an Interview with Edna So, here is a list of all the things that you should NEVER do to annoy Edna. (You shouldn't go around annoying people anyway, but here is a list.) by neo_girl2155
	How to Avoid Neopets Burnout Many times these players will never play again. There are a few simple steps to make sure that you avoid Neopets Burnout... by santa

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