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	Mint Madness! Indulge yourself with the Top 10 most delicious mint items in Neopia! by lurking_and_giving
	A Guide To a Fast-Paced Game of Cards Go! Go! Go! is a game in which you are given cards - the goal of the game is to get rid of every single one. This may seem an easy task, but as you'll learn, it's much harder than it sounds. by yugi90163
	Recruiting Members 101 Your guild should make a statement. It should say, "I am different. I am fun, exciting, and unique! Don't I just stand out from all those grey blobs?" by sunny_forever
	Be Careful When Painting Polarchucks! Polarchucks are fantastic petpets - until you paint them. by starlet87
	Finding the Perfect Petpet for under 15,000 How can you find the perfet petpet for your pet without breaking the bank? Let me show you! by scranamole
	Something Fishy About the National Neopian For those who are uncomfortable carrying around all of their money wherever they go, the bank is a haven that no words can describe. But, as with all things we respect and admire, we begin to grow suspicious as time goes on. by queenjadia
	How to Survive the Beauty Contest There is a reason the Beauty Contest trophies are coveted by all! by danman111111
	The Inside Story of the Rock These mysterious petpets are more than just a rough surface! by yippo_yippee
	Esophagor - Is He Making Some Species Extinct? Have we ever considered that what we're giving him could indeed be wiping out entire populations of Petpets and Neopets around Neopia? by _icypanther_
	Dear Crabby Here is my first piece of advice: read my article now or suffer the consequences. This is for your own good. Do not deny it. You will not be able to. I have friends in high places. by dan4884
	The Legend of Yooyuball The Yooyus were timid creatures at the beginning of Altador's founding. They watched the building from the forests... by moonea123
	Nine Ways That Toast Can Save Your Life I have made it my life's mission to educate you on the powers of toasted bread. Okay, so maybe I was bored. But during those 8 hours of boredom I could have been doing absolutely nothing, so be grateful that I made this sacrifice for you. by buckbeak807

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"We could be pirates," Devin breathed, the stars reflecting in his merry eyes. The silence that followed was so eerie that the Pant Devil would curl into a ball and whimper. Devin flinched. "Oh, sorry. I'm not very funny." Silence. "It was just a joke..."

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