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Issue: 311 | 28th day of Gathering, Y9 |
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 | Unstocked: One Writer's Restocking IneptitudeCursed with the slowest of slow connections (yeah, dial-up still exists), I gave up on the idea...
by taipeiss |  | Petpet Abuse or Harmless Fun?There are many known cases throughout Neopia of Petpet abuse. Abuse that should not exist!
by tiger_lilly_girl |  | The Makings of a Great GuildI am here to share with you what has worked for me in finding a guild, in the hopes that you too will find that guild that you can stay in for many years to come.
by anileaper |  | Just How Smooth Was the Altador Cup 2?Sure, you can read about the scores in the news, but can you read about the Unmentionable Incident Of The Exploding...
by iamskot |  | 27 Reasonable Solutions to Everyday Neopet ProblemsPresto, instant results.
by sylviau |  | The Guide to Looking LiterateSo, have you ever wanted to have that charm and class of being literate?
by silverheartsz |  | No More Neotitle NonsenseAm I an Angelic Acara or a Boxing Bruce? Who cares! Poster on a Stick FTW!
by neowizard1287 |  | Pant Devil: Annoying Thief or Annoying TalkerWell, it all started in middle school. Oh, I can remember those days. The lively roar of my classmates...
by ubquitous |  | Money Making for BeginnersWhat do you do when you just can't afford that special something?
by competetor |  | The Official Beginner's Guide to Nightsteed CareSo you are interested in obtaining a Nightsteed, eh?
by ghostwolf18 |  | How Much Do You Know About Neopets? #2!Pull out your paper and pencil and let's see how much you really know!
by 13wocky_lover13 |  | Feed Florg FrenzyJust who is Florg? Well, if you open the game, you’ll notice a big mutant Chia.
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by pretty_feet |  | 15 Marvelous Ways to Eat SocksNow, the simplest, yet quite tasty, way to eat socks is to take an average white sock...
by catlover60023 |  | Princess Lilac: Vanishing Princess or Runaway Royal?What exactly happened to the royalty of Terror Mountain?
by klaus239 |
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Freaky Factory "I want you all out! I haven't employed you, and you have no right to intrude my factory! What are you waiting for? Get OUT!"
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Heart of Stone He entered the circular room that was cast in shadows, examining the ring of statues, each casting an odd, long shadow on the stone floor...
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