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Where Are the Pteris?

But tell me, how many Pteris have you seen in the plots? Depressingly, only one Pteri can be found anywhere in the plots.

by liktra
Invasion of the Fuzzles - A Guide to Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars

Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away!

by swisscat
Rainbow Dung: The Pretty, the Strange, and the Smelly

Rainbow Dung is one of the most curious items that you can find in Neopia. Where did it come from? Who created it? Why is it so amazing?

by spirit_of_myths
Jelly: Underestimated?

Seriously. Jelly World doesn't exist. But jelly is fun. =)

by truenerdsbelonghere
Surviving the Help Chat

Having spent many a day sifting through the spam of HC, I decided to finally create a guide to actually getting help while still being polite...

by lunar_reflections
Lavalilly's Guide to Success

Written and Researched by Lavalilly

by czenko28
Your Friendly Walkthrough to Hubrid's Hero Heist

I hope this will help you get a trophy in this game of magic and monsters!

by danman111111
Umbrellas: The Good and the Bad

You want to have an umbrella that is both fashionable and practical!

by twinkies0711
The Key to a Slorg-Free Home

Protecting yourself from Slorgs is very important. You don’t want any of that disgusting green slime getting on you, do you? Fortunately, you can take a few simple steps to keep yourself safe from Slorgs.

by mo0moo
How To Use 20 Fishing Items You Thought Were Useless

Fishing "junk" is everywhere. Neopia's systems of exchange, especially the Money Tree, are flooded with it...

by summerlove77
 
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Invasion of the Fuzzles



As you drive forward, Fuzzles and small spacecraft fly at you and you have to shoot them down with your mouse. You don't have to worry about ammo (infinite supply), so shoot away! At the end of each level, your points (aka hits) are tallied and you can spend them to buy upgrades. This means you don't get points for NP until the end of each level! The levels get longer each time...



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Dear Diary
I also met someone who was not so friendly: Moe the blue Grarrl. He told me that he was going to make me give him my lunch ticket!

by xx_lemondrop_xx

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A True Friend
Then, the Skeith would run off, feigning disinterest in the poor Lupe. For, if his boss knew that he was friendly with a mere beggar...

by akari24

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Exported Eustabees - Part Four
Things were calmer now than when the detectives first arrived. Damien checked his watch impatiently. Paloma had been speaking with Evan for over ten minutes. The royal Aisha was hoping to catch Paloma...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Witches!: Part Two
"You don't go around arresting witches! You run away!" Morguss explained...

by herdygerdy

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Quan's Games
I highly disapprove of Scorchios eating Korbats. :(

by taylorkudrin2

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Zomuttz
At the Cookie Joint...

by sammie111195



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