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	A Great Guide to Birthday Gifts This is a poor person's guide to making your friend's birthday gifts special and unique (not to mention cheap). by henriyugi
	Hey! I'm Starving Here! What are some things for breakfast that will get these pets off my back?! by duckylover221
	The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Petpetpets I fear I've given a bad name to all petpetpets and that is simply unfair. So, I'm here to set the record straight! by shakinheadtotoe
	When a Fountain Quest Comes Along Ah. The Fountain Faerie. Many Neopian citizens dream of the day when she might grace them with a quest... by dianacat777
	The Bottom of the Mysteries Surrounding Odd-Job Bob So many countless mysteries surrounded him. Why did he have such a liking for TNT's many plots? Why on earth did TNT give him these jobs? by oldcorpsebreath
	Your 10 Favorite Screenies Of All Time! Here are some of the most popular screenie types of all time, according to a survey I hosted myself on the Help Neoboard. What are the screenies that make you all smile, laugh out loud, and clap for joy? by indulgences
	Other Ways to Play the TCG Game at Home Enjoy the trading cards but hate playing the normal power decks format because you don’t have 10 of the rare holos you want? Well, my family has come up with 3 new ways to play. by katieroseneo
	10 Ways to Make Your Pet Feel Great! The very best ways to make your pet feel like the ultimate superstar! by limalima500
	The Pant Devil - An Expose I have fathomed the courage to do something that no other reporter is willing to do. I have entered the very lair of the Pant Devil. by sarahreye
	Neopia's Toast Countdown Ah yes, toast. There is nothing quite like this simple, yet sensible breakfast delicacy. by cholate2soul
	Carving Meaty Marvels in Hot Dog Hero The condiments – mustard, mayo and ketchup – are used to construct pathways (using the mouse) for your vulnerable meaty friends. by jugular_freeman
	Exclusive Interview With Gilly! Personally, I'm kind of ticked-off that almost everyone in Neopia is giving their attention to Sophie and Bruno! Not to mention Reginald— and he didn't even do anything... by lost_hopes_restored
	The Ice Caves Scratchcard Kiosk: Exposed! For years, deep in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain, a small business has drawn in considerable success. by kacim22_2

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