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Issue: 255 | 1st day of Gathering, Y8

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	Today's Forecast... It figures. by zucchini55
	Spooky Guess who snagged tickets to see M*ynci? by ghostkomorichu
	When Skidgets Attack Just one more reason. by emmaleigh99
	Just Another Day I think I need a makeover... by miacirclegirl
	Absolute Rubbish Why ghosts don't play yooyuball... by littledrummergirl92
	This Comic Does Not Exist Bummer, eh? by minuko
	The Truth Behind the Giant Omelette The Omelette has Gone!!! by m3rcuri
	In the Battledome Abilities aren't all what they're cracked up to be. by dragon_nut64
	Slorg Slime #2 Mission Bakery Invasion. Time for the pies to seal the fate of Neopia. by theicyworm
	When Plushies ATTACK!! poke poke by meridell_magic
	No Comment: Crossover "What happened to your avatar?" Art by super_evee by x_massacre_x
	The Many Uses of a Walking Carpet A loving petpet... Also by arkmin by ruthluoruthluo
	Xweetok Bomber I want to play with you too, Chia bomber!!!! by ximerika
	Hingoyle the Pea Chia Hingoyle isn't the brightest pea in the pod. by goody2shoes153
	Daily Dose!! Pt.1 The Yooyus need a whistle to get out of every hole! by autoc007
	A Day in the Life of a Virtupets Mechanic Channel your anger in a positive way. by worry_no_more
	Canned Insanity Hee hee, I made a punny! by pirate_11
	The Heat ...just a dash of heatstroke... by unirret
	The Near Side Neopia's most feared creature unleashes his fury... by temiree
	Traversing The crazed escapades of wily Neopets. by thunderwolfcrys
	Half Empty That's a good reason... by panther_puma
	The Adventures of Leona and Kaa: Stuffed! Leonareid was starving, and now she is famished! by _ob1_kenobi_
	D00M 1, The Lever of Must... not... pull...! by rcwalters
	QUIGUKIS!!! The thrilling adventure of a group of Quiguki dolls! by brokerpet
	Spiffeh: Falling Stars They should come with a manual. by riddle_twins
	Efprect Onnenses IT BURNS!! by mystiquedarkholme
	DICE a Roo It was 'bound' to happen... by da_dude_with_shoez
	SHH!Comics Clanking cans? That's it? by ravenatore
	Inconceivable! Boredom can lead to a burst of sudden creativity... by hakurui
	Komic I used to have a cloud pet. by askance
	No Game Here: Vegetable Soup Please You can hide right here. Art by kamikatze24 by hello5346
	Oddly Enough... Random Events are named perfectly. by foreva_cursed
	Pojo's Paintbrush - Uni's Tips #347 Just because they look cool apart from each other... by pojolocohammerfoot
	Why Waterfish Don't Swim Well Poor little guys! by loveycake
	Camo--Wha?? Just because you ARE camouflage, doesn't mean you blend in. by fuzzy_green_glue
	Near-Death of a Salesman On-body advertising is the hottest thing in Neopian sales! by khirkah
	Explifericity Why you should put collars on your petpets. by evalyn1012
	Hilariously Unexpected Maybe telling him how much his Lost Desert paint brush was worth wasn't such a good idea... by greg_simon
	Grundo Independence Day? Can you help me? by alenyoti

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"How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia" by lemmykoopa300
Miles was my friend since we were itty bitty babies in the nursery. But when our Literature teacher paired us up for our psychological story studies, I knew I was, as Miles put it, DOOMED. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Mumbling to myself words of gratitude for this interruption, I answered it. You'd never guess...

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Dear Neopia
I feel a bit odd writing this, as I don't know to whom I am writing. I have only felt this way once before...

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Kou-Jong Guide
The object of the game is to clear all of the tiles from the board, on three different stages, with three different difficulties.

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How (Not) to Eat Gross Food like a Champion
It is time that these less-than-edible "foods" were addressed. Why are they here? Who invented them? Why, oh, why, in the name of all that is good, does my owner want me to eat them?

by triplechewychocolate

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Past Reflections: Part Nine
I hated MirrorEyes, at that moment. He had abandoned me at the crucial time, when he could have made himself useful instead of vanishing...

by smurfafied1800

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Petpet Adventures: Petpetnapped - Part One
Ellen the Doglefox was perched on top of the fence, as she always was. Thon made his way towards her...

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