Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 389 | 24th day of Eating, Y11

Comics

	Totally Faboo! Don't worry. Script by jrtluver1994 by gaby_marques
	The Truth About the Neocola Machine Yum! Also by laiomaia by pinkatzinha
	Random Events in Neopia 6 Careful, Foamy. She may look harmless... by spirited_dolphin
	Starry Stuff I think I'll need therapy after this.. . by marilltachiquin
	General Pink: Episode 1 I can't wait till I take over this puny planet. by kougraluvr12
	The (Mis)Adventures of the Defenders of Neopia : #2 'Fruit Felon' - training has never been fruitier! by amamamole
	Proles Fiscal responsibility by cables
	Neopian Living #1 3D leads to complications. by tjatter
	Erm... About the whole 'eating' thing... Ewww... by misshamsterlover
	Wise old... Dung? Where do the prizes come from? by lovisa966
	Wolf Tails #3 Hmm... Sounds like a good idea. by nightwolf_rider
	One Fish, Two Fish Faeries can be quite resourceful. by fish_puddle
	NeoSmart! : Preparing you for the Real World... Don't always trust the clinic for medicine... ;) by shellbentts
	Scared? Of course I am not scared... hahaha. by _rafa_16_
	Operation Poke a Meteor We still haven't gotten anything good. by natasha_nguyen
	Caution! You are what you eat. by stargirl5357
	Shell-Topped Cupcakes Sometimes allowing Neopets in the kitchen isn't a great idea. by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx
	I dun no You don't even want to know what happened with the Haunted Woods... by moonlit_sun
	Plushie Cybunny Ever wondered why the plushie Cybunny for sale was so... realistic? by vandertrollz
	Grumpy Old Techo Extremely grumpy. by pdonkeh
	Don't Ask Tra la la! by augiboo7
	Dance, Rosie, Dance! Tee hee! She never saw it coming. by joeycat
	The Pound-Ridden Blues Aw. by aplistia
	HOOPLA! - Backgrounds Choose your pet's background carefully... by _pokemon12_63
	Salted Sweets TAG!!! by flaricfury
	Kass'd ...And then you run. by kr_ena1337
	Islander Tails ~ Another Meepit comic Kids these days and their rotten meepit obsessions. by sethcrocodile
	Kougra Klan You're never safe... not from Dazarno! by dylan_the_ninja
	No Sugar Maybe we should cook it first. by pawz11
	Unusual Circumstances Something Has Happened! by hoeiva
	Electric Shock ZZAP!! by princess_zelda_11
	Tiny But Tough - Active Pet Torture Oh dear, JJ, oh dear... by crazy_kathy
	Just Filler Blustra has a short attention span... by katopia12
	KA Komics Poor little Kookith... by kougra_adoptables
	The Kacheek Siblings- Bad Puns Tee hee... GET IT!? by adorable_chao_10

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Guide to Closet Clutter

Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. While in the past, many Neopets have complained of not enough clothes to wear, now many complain of the opposite problem: they own so many clothes that it's hard to wade through the clutter. After the recent Daily Dare event, I wound up with quite a few wearables from beating AAA and Lulu. I also purchased several wearable Abigail prizes. I often forgot the names of the wearables...

Other Stories

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To Make A Difference
The night was cold. The forecast showed a massive storm heading towards Neopia Central.

by rayman3_rules

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A Lonely Place
At least here at the Presidential Palace, he got room service, access to the pool and the restaurant. It wasn't the same, though. He was still by himself and still lonely.

by rocknrollpup95

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Digging into Spring
If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that!

by giggilogalmewmew

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I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter
Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets.

by lkozma

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Another Story: Part One
Ever since the three had done a group project on the Space Station, they were convinced that it was the best place in the universe. Therefore, they had spent a night filled with apples and Chomby and The Fungus Balls plotting how to get there.

by limegreenelephant

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The Sorcerer: Part Eight
"Oh, it was the most excessively silly of all spells, I assure you – hardly even worth mentioning."

by jokerhahaazzz

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