Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 483 | 25th day of Awakening, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 11 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 7/15 by mstr_dark
	Wrath of the Snowager? "That's what we get for living in Terror Mountain." by djudju22_8
	My Tyrannian Doglefox Look what I found! by evaniab
	Awesometastic! Them Guhnorbus are fluffeh. by jarm9
	Random Oddness Dartenne, a liar? Never. by mistyqee
	Kiochi - Neoschool Why Neoschool doesn't exist... by chibino
	Second-hand Clothing? Anyone? Well, there's your problem... by averique
	Relocation Don't insult the plushie~ by snowstorm4444
	Ancient History Two modern neopets discover some ancient Neopian art! Written by heartxbreaker by zbcrazy14
	Turmac Shortage Ever since Turmaculus moved here... Idea by frankie8492 by lilyed
	I'm In a Nest ENJOY! by scoobydooduu
	Chance of Rain Still makes me wonder how they're even able to carry the neopoints away. by mizumew
	Naptime in the Snowager's Lair This is what happens when a Kacheek takes a nap instead of running away in the Snowager's lair! :) by rewindness
	The Life of a P3 Observer... She makes that face every time... Also by flyingcloudgurl88 by teleplay
	(mini) Cloak and Dagger Featuring Rowan the morkou, Ronnette the juma, Crystal the kepru and Rory the (annoying) gruslen by laser_fire
	Accidental Flukes: The Wise Old King I'm waaaay older than you, kiddo. by makeitawish_x
	The Roleplay Cafe: Hero It takes more than having an iron stomach to be a hero. Really! u_u by purrfect_cookie
	Size is Everything Hee hee hee! Concept by kulasjeika by dragonsflame_uk
	Academese #3: Chip's Intro But he IS a freshman... by prismfire
	Boulder Box Vocabulary problems by snackbox
	Story of my Life ~ Travels Finding the right place is hard... by aquaventusterra
	The Almost Abandoned click! 3... 2... 1... by rythiel
	Hungry Actually, I just got a cookbook... by maniac_road
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 7 After a while, it gets rather stale... by alagfalaswen
	Time Wasters - Barber Shop Remember to always pay attention to your barber's colour! by buppity
	Wheel of Excitement Mystery Prize I wonder what happened... by hamtaro4ever2
	Squids and Such Ever wondered why you never catch anything good while fishing? by thebusterbell
	Naptime #1 Submission admission? by sleepywalnut
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 5 Thanks a LOT, Kelehi. Now we're DOOMED. by lizica166
	Any Job Will Do - Part 01 Y'worry too much, Boss... by crainwater
	Bori Tales Nothing says cool like Valentine's Day. by goofy_teen

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Dealing with Guild Wars

Guild conflicts are often times started by meaningless comments that may start out innocently, but in time grow and grow, quite in the same way that a snowball rolling down a snowy hill grows. Nobody enjoys or appreciates constant fighting in the guild. Because after all, a guild is a place to talk to friends, and when the message board resembles something close to a battlefield, everyone feels miserable. In order to help keep Neopia free of conflict, I've written a little guide with many helpful techniques...

Other Stories

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Purple Flowers and Drums
To color that blank slate inside me, I watch everything that goes on at my little corner of Neopia.

by sarlizkat114

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Installation
"Good. 201, I am going to trial the happiness program. Prepare for installation."

by thorndove

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How to Deal with Guild Wars
What starts out as a measly little argument can grow until it is a full fledged war that makes everyone feel uncomfortable and horribly divides the guild.

by incantationbella

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A Guide to the Money Tree
How does the Money Tree work? Why are all those items there? The answers are inside!

by ibeth602

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Neopian Nursery School: Part Two
That night at supper, school was all my kids could talk about.

by nurseryteacher28

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Bottled Beauty: Part Six
"Wow," she said breathlessly, fingering a tress of my dark hair. "Your daughter," she told my mother, "is absolutely stunning."

by vanessa1357924680

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