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	Karl & Hensoy in: Painful Projectiles (what happens in which should be painfully obvious from the title) Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail by stillhensoy
	Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Shirt In fact, I'm just too lazy to draw a waistcoat v.v by shamaela
	Battle for the Keys! - Part 4 Let's find out who's better! by zemutt
	The Goofers - Jump and Crash The vile consequences of jumping on the sofa... by lintsuf
	Neorage - Codestones Everyone has some neorage once in a while! by clobert
	sanity ltd Just how deep in thought is she? by thunderlight314
	Misfortune of the Gluttonous Pea Chia You shouldn't eat so fast! by aruanahansel
	Upcycled Yessir! by ssjelitegirl
	Restocking Mishap The real reason most people get shop banned. by roxanna203
	We Warned You Not To Feed Them Carrot Can you believe it? by snakesrok3
	Funny Closet? I'm thinking something about Royal Girl Ixi Hat ... by chak_chak
	Alien Aisha Ears - Borovan Borovan is good for you, it puts hairs on your chest! by seahorsepond
	Neopian Science #1 Density Demonstration by sang122
	Bread and Butter Featuring Pie from Peppered Reality by _epiphany_
	THREE FINGERS NO WAY! by spirit_of_stallion
	Hidden Wonder: More Time Games are so hard... by seraphicbrie
	Tayard's Troubles You hear a high pitched scream... by _tiger_nose
	So Says the Slorg! Of Jelly W- argghhh! and its location. by supercheezee
	Sassi Comics: The End Look on the bright side. by seiya_from_ashes
	Some Pets' Owners She's just embarassing herself. by minicoopermissy
	*A Really REALLY* Random Event** Ack! by leaflunch
	The Lulz At the Pound by leeeeemon39
	Cheesy Thrill Seeking Cheese rolls too slow on the gentle slopes of Meridell. by frost_faerie
	Insert Title Here Sorry, Hazard, you don't get a childhood unless you're painted baby. by halloween_luck
	The Ginger Sidekick Club As if being a ginger wasn't hard enough. by usulblue444
	Doglefox Duets: Weather Woes Pun intended. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Half Cheese Jelly- The Pound We're going to the Pound! by galapagospenguin
	Fashion Trouble Happy Brightvale Day! My little Poogle is not a fan of dresses. by sara1elo
	Random Oddness Have some fun! by mistyqee

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Why Map Pieces Aren't Numbered

A passing zombie groans and hands you a piece of a treasure map. You take it gratefully (how rude would you be otherwise?) and pause for a moment. Questions race through your mind. Is this sanitary? What's a zombie doing out in Neopia Central, anyway? Are they even supposed to be out in sunlight? Oh, right. That's vampires. As you turn the map over in your hands, noting its ripped edges and wondering how it all fits together, a greater question suddenly...

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The Exhibitor's Usukicon
I have the honor of being the exhibitor liaison for this year's Usukicon, and, as I'm sure you know, the success of this event depends almost entirely on you, our collectors.

by phadalusfish

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Nightfall: Part Three
"I know my comrades, sir," Tuleu said briskly. She snatched the paper from the Techo and tossed in back in the pile. She inhaled, turned to Grant, and asked,

"Who sent you?"

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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Ten
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