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Imiya Is Asked a Question...

We hope she gets it right...

Also by vincent7577

by msjanny

A Holiday Heist: Part 1

A Perfect Plan

Also by 0llyness

by paws265

Turmaculus Misadventures

Patience is a virtue.

Also by sarah2396

by bha288

twinsies: THE SECOND ONE

Awkward...

by durrhurrhurr
Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Why yes, it is my birthday.

by stoicjohn
Feathered Friends

I'm loving the festivities!

by elipsis4k
Freebies

There was an opportunity and he took it!

by chemoi
The Hidden Tower Fiasco

Guess what!

by artemislknight
Spooky

Wait, is Tombstones doing chores?

by ghostkomorichu
Grarrl Intervention

First it was my spooky candle...

by pancakesatthedisco
I.W.T.H.

It IS Tyrannian.

by chocolatelovernana
Dinner with the Scarlets: Grave Danger

Then again, I don’t know if Kell and Corbin could have trained a Petpet to set up those Musical Plants anyway.

by june_scarlet
...THAT Was Anticlimactic!

I hope I get it today!

Also made by 987654321_hj

by habitualcupcake

Revenge of the Fir

Not everybody is excited about the month of celebration...

by kristofferson
Poisonous, Dung, or Lime?

Personally, I'd have gone with Strawberry Jelly but hey.

by cloysterbell
Darkest Corner

All about robotic malfunctions...

by dark_elfa
Now That Habitarium is Gone

Do you ever wonder...

by cinnamon_girl
Ooky Spooky

Who knew a Brain Tree quest could be so easy?

by wicka96
 
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"You Snooze, You Lose" by the_lady_j
A long time ago in the kingdom of Meridell, or perhaps it was just yesterday, before the grumpy Old King Skarl became grumpy or old, he held another of his famous festivals. It wasn't famous for any particular reason, he just enjoyed hosting happy occasions full of lots of...




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You Snooze, You Lose
King Skarl stifled a laugh. He's not competition, he scoffed. Eating berries in the Turmac Roll was hardly practice for a contest of this magnitude.

by the_lady_j

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Super Secret Club: The Cookie Crumb Trail
In the garden of number forty eight, Rainbow Lane, Neopia Central, stands a tree house. But this is not just any treehouse. This treehouse is the headquarters of the Super Secret Club.

by xpninja

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How to be a Successful Stamp Collector
Hello, fellow Neopians! After so many years collecting, I have decided to share my experiences as a stamp collector and give tips...

by vitorplemes

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Interview with a Pop Star
The concept is simple enough- toss a dart at a board of spinning balloons. Pop one and you win. Today I'm here to speak with the proprietor of this new craze, Mr Keith Pop.

by puddydog

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Rattled Witnesses - Part Four
"Try not to destroy each other," Jane agreed. "At least wait until after we get out of here."

"And what if we don't get out of here?" I asked.

by chasing_stars44


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The Obsidian Sword: An Unusual Quest - Part Eight
"SHOW YOURSELF!" I yell into the dark. "YOU COWARD!"

by lizzy_beth_750551



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