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Issue: 367 | 7th day of Storing, Y10 |
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 | The Book: Part NineEdna breathed a sigh of relief. "At last!" she said happily. "It's about time we got some luck!"
by herdygerdy |  | Some Kind of Superstar: Part EightSeth and I have lunch with Caulfield Lane's 'publicity agent', an Orange Krawk, Sean. He's the guy who takes care of official photo shoots...
by icegirl_sara |  | Greatclaw: Part EightDredian rushed over and hauled the Techo over the stone windowsill. "What are you doing here?"
by kaylamdal111112 |  | Sunlight Sonata: Part Nine"Proteus is holding a ceremony to reward all of those who helped take Faerieland..."
by kittengriffin |  | No Other Way: Part Six"You'll pay for this!" he said. "I promise, you'll pay for this." And, without another word, he turned on his heels...
by spoonguardonline |  | Fools and Children: Part ThreeGM shrugged and replied, "We need to get both of us off this boat, but we're at the mercy of our captors."
by mamasimios |  | Faded Memories #2: Rise of the Battle Faerie - Part Seven"Somehow, they managed to find the Swords of Fire and Ice and appoint a new Battle Faerie to act as their champion."
by kit_3_3_3 |  | A Halloween We Won't Soon Forget: Part TwoFudge blinked at him before saying firmly, "Alright, but I want the truth and nothing but the truth."
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by chocolate_fudge7 |  | Molly's Story: Part FiveMolly peeped out from the side of a rock. There were Neopets running crazily everywhere...
by orlando_bloom_bigfan |  | Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part FourRoselia paused in front of him, feeling slight sympathy as she looked at the ragged fur and dim eyes.
by vanessa1357924680 |  | Telzleh's Quest: Part ThreeTerror Mountain stood before her very eyes. She was now in the snowy north! But how was it possible? Why did she instantly teleport?
by outsyder |  | The Adventure of Rhun and Noni: Part Three"Are you sure? He seems a bit dangerous," the Snowager said worriedly, squinting at the Lupe...
by jeanaet |  | Defenders of Neopia: The Vacation - Part TwoThe sun was shining brightly and she could not shake the feeling that there should have been children playing on the lawns, somebody shouting, somebody going to work...
by jokerhahaazzz |  | The Last Page: Part TwoThe other servants grumbled in their sleep and shifted in their bedrolls as the sunrays snuck through the window. I made my way up the stairs.
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Let me explain: If you had a Shoyru and decided to paint him Maraquan, you wouldn't not teach him how to swim, because he'd look stupid in front of all the other Maraquan neopets. So what I did was come up with a list of things your neopet should know before they get painted royal. 1) The wave. This isn't just any old wave; this is THE WAVE. Not too fast, not too slow, and nice and high in the air. Accompany this with a snooty smile and when walking while doing The Wave, take small steps but not so small it looks like you are shuffling...
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See You Later "All we have to do is to rip open a hole in the space-time fabric, using the machine Dr. Sloth has so helpfully left, and keep a stable enough wormhole for a person to go through. Any questions?"
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