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Fine Line: Part One

The camouflage Kougra silently celebrated his victory. After weeks of hard work and good lies, he had managed to infiltrate one of the Great Gebmids...

by reggieman721
The Warden's Tale: Part One

"By the Founders, Vex! If I didn't know better, I would say that you were falling into a certain trap!" the Grarrl grunted, scratching a small "3" on the table...

by torkie10
Lost Memories: Part One

In a field of grass just under the plateau, a herd of Tonu mothers tended their eggs...

by zafaracutie4
The Zap that Changed it All: Part One

He had spotted something caught on a nearby bush, blowing and fluttering in the breeze. He pulled it quickly from the leaves and let his eyes run over it. He recognized it immediately as a piece of the secret laboratory map...

by adoption_rescues
 
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"Astpyr and the Neocola Crisis" by qazx301
It was the hottest day of the year. I and my owner, Qazx301, sat in our Neohome, on the couch, sweating like Moehogs. The air conditioning was broken. She, at least, seemed semi-comfortable. The Neopedia was open in her lap. Having fur, I, Astpyr the green Kougra, was not only hot, but very thirsty. "Qazx," I complained, "I'm so thirsty!" She rolled her eyes...




Other Stories


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How A Pirate Blumaroo Found Her Greatest Treasure
She had even sold the gold earring she had gotten after being painted with a Pirate Paint Brush for a profit. Yes, she was quite ambitious, this Blumaroo of ours...

by indulgences

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Little Things
Sometimes you just have a bad day.

by doopingla

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Writing Effective Trade Neomails
Neomailing is a great way to discuss potential trading deals, but do you know how to make your Neomails effective? Here are some guidelines you can follow to communicate effectively via Neomails with your trading partners and boost your chances of sealing that deal you've always wanted.

by fangsiqin1986

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Caring for your Cloud Racer
There are many means to oil your Cloud Racer and each Faerie swears by a different way. The Space Faerie insists on using the finest Grundo drool, though, understandably, many people are disgusted by this.

by little_gothic_wowen

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When Customising Goes Too Far...
Haunted Woods Fancy Dress Party

Art by ypput

by pinkandprecious


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Dandilion Tails in... Pinata Panic
WHAT?!?

by dandilion_crucifix



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