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King Jazan's Heartfelt Valentine's Surprise

"King Jazan stood on the balcony which adjoined his royal bedchamber in the Qasalan Palace. Night was falling, and the setting sun cast a panoply of light and shadow upon..." Collab with geneames1

by firefoxtails
Valentine's Day Celebration in Neopia

"The fireworks for the new year’s celebration was splendid indeed, breath-taking sparkles lit up the sky. The Neopians clapped, shouted and..."

by pnaylala24
A Love Gone Wrong

"On long winter nights, Neopians tell folk tales to the young to help while the darkness is away. There is usually magic, a knight in shining armour and a Mortog in demand of a willing volunteer. Above all..."

by kadface
The Un-Valentines Day Ball

"Mezmerella stepped back to admire her handiwork. All of her Un-Valentines Plushies were now perfectly arranged on her shelf. All of their sad, grey faces frowned at her as..."

by maddie_bangz
Saving Valentine's Day

"Jerzen eagerly scooted over to the kitchen as the oven timer dinged with a loud chime. Her cookies were ready! Strawberry Cheesecake flavoured for Valentine’s Day, perfectly on theme..."Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
Ghost Chocolates

"The cheerful Kiko opened the doors to his Chocolate Factory two hours before sunrise. He was of course the first one here, and he was ready to create!"

by ningkov1
A Hero's Valentine Journey

"While the hamlet of Seaside in Meridell was primarily known for being a fishing and maritime spot, it also boasted quite a few sights in and around its marketplace..."

by precious_katuch14
How the Swamp Gas Aisha Found Her Valentine

"Berrybeany woke up one Valentine’s Day feeling forlorn. She had not yet discovered her Valentine, despite being 2902 hours old..."

by faiye_faire
 
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"The Un-Valentines Day Ball" by maddie_bangz
”And… perfect!” Mezmerella stepped back to admire her handiwork. All of her Un-Valentines Plushies were now perfectly arranged on her shelf. All of their sad, grey faces frowned at her as she made sure each one was exactly in line with the rest. She absentmindedly tapped her finger against the one empty spot on the shelf. “Well… almost perfect.” She grumbled. She’d had a hard time finding the final plushie to complete her collection, the Un-Valentines Cybunny Plushie. She’d left a neat and tidy little spot on her shelf for the plushie, ready for when she was finally able to get her hands on one. She obsessively wiped and dusted this shelf every day, keeping her precious plushies in pristine condition. She loved these plushies because they looked just like her, a soft shade of grey. Mezmerella was contemplating another trip to the Plushie Palace when suddenly, CRASH! Something solid soared through her open window and landed with a plop on the floor. She jumped back in surprise and nearly fled the room in fear, but stopped as her eyes landed on the object. It was a present. Specifically, a grey present tied with a...




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