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Discoveries of Professor P. Shaw: The Feepit

After many years and millions of neopoints, the great Professor P. Shaw has at last unraveled three mysteries of the Feepit...

by mithril_mithrandir
The Ten Best Neopian Resorts

In this very handy Neopian Times Article, I'm going to make sure you choose the right hotel for your trip...

by tennisking217
Ahnnilator's Guide to Lunch

Before you consider eating, or more importantly, making, lunch, you must make sure you are prepared to do so.

by cyneo_masters2
Petey and the Word Search Puzzle

It had been several months since Petey Pteri and Professor Edgar Eyrie had had their altercation. More precisely, it was ten Lenny Conundrums later...

by shamboo5
How To Tell If Your Item Is Hard To Sell

There are a lot of items out there and some are not easy to sell once you buy them. This article is a quick little guide to help you learn...

by shakinheadtotoe
Rise Of The Petpets

Scientists believe that if we "whack" the lurking petpets...

by shonla200
A Wonderful Guide to a Wonderful Petpet

Once you get your Harris and give this shy, but loving petpet to your pet, you begin to...

by fuzzy_wuzzy210
Things to Think About Before Abandoning Your Pet

Why are we putting our poor Neopets in the pound? And for what?

by good_good_smile
The What Not to Do List

Whether you're a newbie or a wanna-be millionaire- these paint brushes don't come cheap...

by fuzzy_wuzzy210
The Bottled Faerie Secrets

Have you ever wondered how those bottled faeries you bought in stores came to be in those stores? Wonder no more.

by vanillahazelnuts
The Wonders of Wicked Wocky Wobble

At first glance, WWW may seem like a simple game, but although the concept behind the game is indeed simple, the game itself is quite difficult to master.

by sweep_the_doghouse
The Only Guide to Peophins You Will EVER Need!

Rumour has it they came from the cool, crytal-clear waters of Mystery Island, arriving in their millions...

by haahaa113
 
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"First Steps" by bsbgirl7777777
So began Kiki's walking lessons. After a few hours of poring over unhelpful books such as Baby Kacheeks, Tonu Steps, and (my personal favorite) One Step Forward, Kiki and I abandoned the books, and decided to...




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A Time Before...
Finneus adjusted his monocle, cleared his throat, and began to read...

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Quest Protest
"I'm ready for my quest, Illusen," I said excitedly...

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Eddie Quiggle and the Case of the Missing Petpet: Part Five
"Suddenly disappeared?" I interjected. "Don't you mean when you TOOK him?"

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Deep Secrets: Part Two
A week later, the ring was done. Ethan let it lie on the table, surrounded by little curls and scraps of stone he'd shaven off, and watched how it absorbed the light...

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Exploding Cookies
You should be careful.

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What REALLY Happens in Games...
Where does it come from?

by neozxc20



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