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	What To Do If Your Pet Is An Evil Villain Bwahahahaha! by seahorsepond
	A Message to All Darigan Pets Attention all darigan pets: Lord Kass has decided to grace you with a special message... by yippo_yippee
	The Complete Lab Ray Guide Here, my friends (and... enemies...) you will hear a guide, which is likely overly-elaborated, on the lab ray... by kinscin
	Picking the Perfect Petpet - Part I Are you having trouble choosing that one special Petpet? Part 1 of 3 by arah_n
	Why Write For The Neopian Times? Is it really worth all that huge amount of effort? by absdafabs
	Mind Boggling! A list of Neopia's top ten brain-teasers, each in a different location! by yampuff
	Gravy Train I would like to bring my study of Graviology to a broader audience. To that end, I have assembled here a list of my most favourite foods... by mamasimios
	10 Reasons Why Baby Pets Rock These are ten reasons to convince your pet that being painted or zapped baby is not bad. by marbookworm22
	T.R.O.T.R.O.D.S. - The Guide You must defend Kreludor (and various other places) from the notorious Dr. Frank Sloth... by surath
	Eye Liner Or Hair Dye? Life As A Neopian Goth It seems that you haven't found your calling in life. It seems that the sun is simply too potent for your inner child of darkness. by iamskot
	How to Look Smart While chatting on the boards, do you feel people do not realize just how intelligent you are? by xoxheartlessxox

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The Perfect Petpet

As you may have noticed, Neopets do not come with their own Petpet automatically. You have to choose which one to buy for him or her. But which Petpet should you get for your Neopet? You want to find a perfect little companion, one that your Neopet will treasure. The Petpet will have to be fed, groomed and played with by your Neopet, not you, so it will have to inspire loyalty and a protective instinct into him or her. It should also have a least a few things in common with your Neopet, so that they have a good chance of forming a deep and permanent bond...

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Pride, Prose, and Princes: Part Eight
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