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	Defenders Good, Garoo Bad Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice... by nut862
	400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway... by crazy_4_sushi
	Celebrate the 400th with 400NC! How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times! by destinationxunknown
	Too Many Good Entries This, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence. by teaspill
	Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of Default A petpage? What would anybody do with that? Quite a lot, as it turns out. by neesboy
	400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your Petpet Your petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one. by twocents
	An Open Letter of Non-Praise The Neopian Times is in dire straits. by autotune
	The Neopian Times Phrases Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases. by ginny_invisible
	What Neopian Holiday Are You? What Neopets festival could you be? by pink_pony13
	Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of! Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia. by truely_hyper
	Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV! The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history. by daisygirl88_5

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"Antagonism" by lion_trainer
"I don't care what he means, Mr. Marcus. He's a terrible waiter. He never brings my food out properly the first time, he never responds when I hail him, and it's quite obvious that he takes pleasure in antagonizing me and my brother..."

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A Fruit Machine Frolic for Issue Four Hundred
P.S. we would like to inform you that you have been voted most likely to be abducted by Alien Aishas.

by larkspurlane

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400 Times The Madness
This morning started out the same as usual.

by chipmunks_rule

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Flying High: Part Seven
Another look of anger spread over Jhudora's face. "I don't need to cheat or use magic to defeat a puny human like you!" she snapped...

by bugsypal9

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Roomies 4: Part Eight
Illusen, meanwhile, didn’t seem to be taking the hit too hard. The earth faerie had easily rebounded out of spite, joining up with a group of new friends.

by vanessa1357924680

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No More White Weewoos!
I think I'm going to need more cake.

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by elfstone_

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Team Squad Force: Food Fight!
Can our heroes stop the dreaded Muffins before he eats everything they hold dear and near to their hearts?

by lachtaube

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