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The Neopian Food Review: Faerie Foods

The final review: good or bad?

by mrpanda1
Paintbrush Quiz

Which paintbrush fits you!

by hallie035
The Kyrii's Mane Thought

What actually goes in a Kyrii's head?

by 11335kl
Nimmo's Pond Guide

Nimmo's Pond is a neverending battle to clear the Nimmo pond! The object is to destroy all the lily pads in each level...

by kimchica
Getting the Most Out of The Shop Wizard

The Shop Wizard is widely used and often under appreciated.

by saphireblue3
Economics 101

To begin to understand this principle, let's start with a situation we've all experienced.

by darkdragoon772
Markove's Interview With Eliv Thade

I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark."

by selenial
Geos: A Game for Monthly Fun

The rules of Geos are very simple. Each player gets to place a piece on the board, taking turns.

by terragainsborough
13 Halloween Avatars

Thirteen must-have avatars just for Halloween!

by yampuff
 
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Interview: Eliv Thade



First, I had to go into that creepy old haunted house. Then I had to convince Mr. Smarty-robes to accept the interview. And after the interview, he still insisted that I had to do some weird ritual to put his soul at rest (AKA find that book that he's been wanting to finish for so long and the kitchen knife so that he can snack on apple slices while he reads), which meant that I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark..."



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(Un)conventional Villains
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A Uni Bedtime Story
A very long time ago, there was a young royal girl Uni...

by blackghoulmon

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Ember and the Chocolate Ball: Part Six
"Aha!" Lexi celebrated as she spotted the Kiko. "I told you! You're in for it now!"

by hc_huggle

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Inheritance: Part Two
Mabelle couldn't believe it. Her best friend was back in her life, at least for the moment!

by shadow_sabre_

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Black and White: The Pant Devil
Hey, he has to eat!

by fuzzymonkey31

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Colour-Blind #5
No petpetpets were hurt in the making of this.... Oh wait--- Nevermind.

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