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	Kelp: What You REALLY Need To Know I am here now to tell you, that those cruel accusations are completely and utterly FALSE. by greavesbaby
	Reflections from a Neopian Times Author Join me (and the White Weewoo crew) as we reflect on my journey as a Neopian writer! by parody_ham

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The Caption Contest

A question I am asked somewhat frequently nowadays is, "How do you keep getting into the Caption Contest"? While I have had relatively good success lately, I don't have any "secret" tips to guarantee myself a spot among the winning captions. The best I can do is simply enter some captions that I find funny, cross my fingers and toes, and hope for the best! Every time I see my name among the chosen captions, I am still surprised and get a warm feeling inside. The best feeling of all is getting in for the very first time! And that is why...

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